Today, I joined a local interest website, hoping to make some friends in my area. I don't think I've ever met so many guys before who introduce themselves with pictures of their cocks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while on Grindr, I saw that this guy I'm friends with and have liked for a while now had messaged me. I got all excited, just for it to be a picture of him flipping me off. FML
Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I’ve been getting a lot of strange messages from guys on the dating site I use, then I realised why: on my profile pic I'm sat down and you can see my nice underwear up my skirt. That explains the messages, they thought I was trolling for men to hump and dump. FML
Today, my parents told me that they had joined a local club. Proud of them for going out of their comfort zone to make new friends, I googled the name of the club. I'm sure they'll make some lifelong friends at their first swingers club meet. FML
Today, I hooked up with a guy who has a Facebook page for his cat. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML
Today, I pretended to be a little girl on social media, just for fun. All I got was a random guy who sent me a direct message and asked me to send a photo of my private parts. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML
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Top comments
landonlasater 3
Chatroullette isn't very local now is it
THEKAISER 4
Sounds like omegle
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landonlasater 3
Chatroullette isn't very local now is it
Drigr 9
I was thinking something chatroulette too.
Trisha_aus 15
Yeah because some blokes seem to think we care about their penis more than their personality..
taytoc 10
So they showed you their chickens?
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
What have men evolved to? I mean now a days all they seem to care about is sex and how big their penis' are. God
Zomg_Okay 27
42 - I love how you make it sound like we're all like that. *Rolls eyes*
IIFenix 3
42- not all guys are like that don't judge the full sex by what a few morons do.....it would be like saying girls are nothing but ******...a few maybe but not all
Wizardly01 6
This is especially weird for me because I also live in florida...0.0
IIFenix 3
90- one of those pictures was you wasn't it lol
THEKAISER 4
Sounds like omegle
MetalxSoldier 26
Hey 2, I guess thats your weiner photo in a spiderman condom? Is that your omegle photo?
truth_spitta 0
At 2- kind of ironic that you are commenting on this....
Wizardly01 6
This is especially weird for me because I also live in florida...
KayBo 13
Welcome to Craigslist.
Jaxx66 21
Welcome to the Internet! :P
WearingHats 14
Nice to meat you.
Yousuck24 21
What is the website OP?
Vaginabutter 15
Someone is looking for some dick!
Yousuck24 21
Hehe.
dav3800 7
It's chatroulette.
gojira666 7
More girls should think like this.
kmccain 27
At least you will know what you are getting. :)
Sarah_moustache 9
You don't take pictures with your rooster? Wow. People these days..
Ruffclue 9
Have a cockpit as a background : )
dragonstrike94 8
I take my rooster for pictures all the time now what's really bad is when you forget to let them get some air
HyperSquirrel 8
What lovely people.. -_- they sound like dick heads.
FMLshark 12
Quite literally. Oh, that was intended? Sorry.
stepymac 15
Where did u go to penisland . Com!
rattusrattus 19
"phalli-of-local-gentlemen [dot] com [slash] florida", maybe? It's a 'local interest', if your interest is penis. If it was something like stamp collecting or tabletop gaming, well... there's no need for genitalia in those, unless you belong to a nudist group or use the Book of Erotic Fantasy... (BTW, I don't think that website is real, but some other person can check if they want.)
RaRachel 3
good one...
Zomg_Okay 27
I'm confused, what has this got to do with Pen Island, exactly?
Jessj958 19
Penisland.com?! Really?! What are you, like 12?
downtime 13
Where'd you get those clothes? At the...toilet...store?
Keattles 14
I love telling my friends this " oh have you been to pen island .com before?? It's the best! There are so many large pens!" ;)
Mioko_fml 6
Well, which one are you picking? Or I should say which ones.