ashlinnmarie

Miss don't need to know, USA 31 years-old

meyo555 2 June 2011, 09:45 United States

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

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patrickalamo 14 June 2011, 14:23 United States

Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML

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