Today, when I was unpacking all of my stuff, my parents declared that they are going to live in Australia, and have found me a 'friend'. I am a 14 year old girl at boarding school, and my friend is my new foster mum. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my over-controlling parents would be moving in next door. I'm almost 23, and moved 5,365 km away to get away from them. FML
Today, the boy I have crush on at school announced that his family were moving to Australia. My friend thought that it would be funny to spread a rumour that I was moving too, in order to follow him. Everyone has heard it, and unfortunately everyone believes it, including him. FML
Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook from my sister who lives 8 hours away in another province. They made the decision 3 weeks ago. I live with my parents. FML
Today, I moved in with my friend and her husband so we can be roommates during school. Today is also the day they decided to get a divorce. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, I borrowed my adopted mom's laptop and found out that either her, my dad, or both of them, have been trying to research legal ways of un-adopting me and giving me back to the foster care system. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, my parents said that we're moving back to Los Angeles. I'm so fucking pissed off because in the couple of years since we moved to a tiny town, I've become a different person and love my new life. This is just completely undoing everything I've been through and they won't let me move in with my new best friend. FML
Today, after eighteen years of living with my adoptive parents, I met my biological mum for the first time. She's a forty year old, 300lb American woman who wears 'Twilight' t-shirts and will be spending the rest of her visit to the UK trying to find Robert Pattinson. She says I remind her of herself. FML
Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However, I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML
Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML
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hedgehogs 0
This is awful. I hope you find some other adults that you can be close to and take an interest in you. Please remember that this about them and not you; it's their selfishness and neglect, not because you are not a worthwhile person. I am so sorry to hear this.
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
well, once they settle there, send them a big box of cookies, make them yourself, add whatever you wish to add.
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Comments (183)
thefmlman2011 37
when your old enough, apply for a visa there?
pandaRanda 0
Damn. Op. I hope your parents have a SHIT time in Austrailia
bianchieiei 13
Wow.im 14 too.tat sux.i be so damn mad.
WOGBRO 6
Poop in the cookies that you make them!!
superfail77 8
That's horrible! If they would do something this terrible to you, than you will be better off with the foster parent!
superfail77 8
That's horrible! If they would do something this terrible to you, than you will be better off with the foster parent!
Wealthyparrot 9
I'd shoot them. Not metaphorically.
KevinFlynn 13
you don't deserve that. not at all
mattman1 7
just don't rebel against your parents an get knocked up or stabbed !
doglover100 29
They should've asked you beforehand. I hope you make friends at your new school.
LyricaSilvan 30
"Oh, by the way, Timmy, is it okay if we abandon you just so we can travel?" Do you see the issue with your comment? Most people who are awful enough to do something like this in the first place wouldn't feel the need to verify it with their kid.