Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML
Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML
Today, my parents have separated. I stayed with them, living at home far too long for my own comfort, just to help them keep it together after they lost their remaining parents. Literally the month after I moved out, they decided it wasn't worth it. I now suspect they stayed together only because I still lived at home. FML
Today, it's been a few weeks since I moved into my own place, so I decided to visit my parents. I rang to ask for a good time to come over but all I got was basically, "Nope, you’re moved out now, a grown up, no longer our problem, ring us when you get some girl pregnant with our first grandbaby, bye." FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML
Today, my parents found out that I separately convinced them not to get back together, and now they're not speaking to me. FML
Today, my mother told me she thinks it is time for me to move into my own place. I agreed with her and went to look at studios/flats online. She later came into my room, saw me looking at places and then got pissed off at me, saying that I hate her for wanting to leave her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my family got mad at me and called me a "selfish" for not moving to the same state they’re in while I was visiting, so they could be closer to my kid. We were living in the same house as them until two years ago, in my current state, until they decided to move with only a month's notice for me to find a new place. FML
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Top comments
crystal_james 0
Might have been a better idea to wait until you were actually moved out to open your mouth. YDI
BonyorBobby 4
Well that was clever wasnt it?
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Comments (62)
BonyorBobby 4
Well that was clever wasnt it?
iSitt 0
good thing mothers always forgive ... eventually.
knockknock_fml 0
Firstly YTDI, OP ... never screw with your parents, employer, boy friend, husband, Sirin or anybody just because you THINK, you are done with them ... because you never are. World is very small place honey and life is real cruel.
Sirin_fml 47
Tell that to my ex. Oh wait, too late.
TXjuggalo972 6
I love how people can summon sirin haha
loweezy07 0
well thats just sucks!!
crystal_james 0
Might have been a better idea to wait until you were actually moved out to open your mouth. YDI
BoredomKillsinc 0
i was thinking the samething
KRS_13 0
agreed
jckbco 0
no problem... if you feel that strongly about your parents move out anyway, it's time to get on with your life.
randiZ25 0
I LOVE your dog!
FerrariCake 2
You certainly sound mature enough to support yourself.
mskake 0
Awkward!
noto_fml 0
why's everyone saying OP deserves it?? none of you have ever had terrible parents? not all parents are loving as yours. let the OP vent man.
renaet 0
Vent in a diary then.
iwabo 9
OP could also be a little bitch and just be pissed off bc mommy & daddy won't give everything demanded. op, ydi.
traze 7
You my friend... is screwed. Should have kept your mouth shut.
TakoulyaX 0
Yeah, you is screwed!
ubetrwatchBN 5
Yeah, you're in a Native American water vessel, in a river of excrement, without a means of propulsion!
mzeemzima 0
^ what?
EvilDave 13
OP, burning your bridges like that was a bad move. And, if you hadn't done that and you lived near Tampa, I have an extra room and could use a roommate. Shame you don't seem mature enough to be a good roommate.
mzeemzima 0
how do we know ur not a serial killer who kills pregnant women and rapes them while they are dead and cutt off their hands and jack himself off with them huh...jk but u don't expect her to move in without knowing u...
perdix 31
Looks like both of you will be living alone. What are the odds? Why would you ever tell your parents what you really thought of them (unless it was good and you are just a brown-noser)? Don't you know they are going to write a will? Idiot.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Parents writing a will is never guaranteed. No one in my family has a will. When people die everyone just gathers together and divides up all their stuff. Children and spouses of the deceased get first dibs and then everyone else takes the rest. That or it gets donated to charity or trashed.
gingeryginger 1
They could be poor