Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However, I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, I was out and was having a wonderful time. At exactly midnight, I get a call from my father. He's divorcing my mother. He's also going to Florida with his mistress for the weekend. If that wasn't the best news ever, he'd love if I found an apartment to live in ASAP. FML
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, I watched my mother's heart break. She found out, my siblings (20F and 18M), who've ignored her for years, have been adopted by our stepmother. She received said news the same way we found out my younger brother enlisted, and from the only place we get pics of him and my sister: her abusive ex-husband's Facebook page. FML
Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook from my sister who lives 8 hours away in another province. They made the decision 3 weeks ago. I live with my parents. FML
Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out my mom booked me a flight to stay with relatives who I don't like, and who don't like me. I leave in two days, and don't return until the day before school starts. FML
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Top comments
Nhera 0
your mother sounds like an incredibly sweet and considerate lady...
justsayfuck 5
You're not seriously allowing all this right? Stand up for your rights! ('Get up stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up stand up, don't give the fight.' Sorry, the song just immediately popped up in my head while writing this. Now it's stuck with you too :D )
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Comments (109)
KittehKatt 0
:( FIRST Im sorry i had to
RawrBunneh 0
wow
orangeinstat 0
at least you have a house!
Iron_Lion89 2
sucks to be you op
kewlkreator 0
ouch
956TXking 0
time to move out
nerdtastic 0
explain to your mom your thoughts on giving up your room. if you don't tell her, you have no chance of keeping it.
blazin_cockasion 0
oh oh class retard alert!!!!!
ucandoit 0
well, at least you like the family she's getting remarried to I guess
pypo_fml 0
your all a bunch of ******* retards
GregDaBossMaster 0
Time to lay down some rules on them be itches...
Kassandra2011 0
Yes sleep with him that will fix everything.
ohdearkristen 0
mom did the same thing to me, op. it's okay. FYL
hpl_fml 0
anyone else think of step brothers while reading this? lol
seanders 10
^^ Are you like 12?!?
chocolatedrop 0
agreed 22
SilenNex 0
dont put with that shit, do somthing for gods sake! stand up for yourself, thats total bullshit
love_musik 0
I agree with 44. tell your mom how you feel!!!
StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0
Whoa, this really is an FML, I'd be pissed as shit.
danyfuckinheatle 0
shitty bud. hang in there.
khadijah32594 3
i would be pissed that she didnt tell me and really really pissed that i am losing my room
H00K_M 8
you're**
rawrkittehpwnage 0
:o
rebbee 0
Yes! lmao. Don't worry, before you know it you two will be making bunk beds, so you have more room for activities :-)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
12: OP's mom didn't care enough about her feelings to even say, "Oh hey, by the way, I'm married now!" I highly doubt Mom will give a rat's ass that OP wants to keep his/her bedroom. I'm really hoping OP doesn't live with the mom year-round, but only visits during the summer or something. That would make a tad more sense, but still. FYL
SOTYsNumber1Fan 0
Step Brothers anyone!?!?!?!
bluebladez 0
thoSe bastards!!!
dragonxfly 0
drake and josh?
OhWowFYLindeed 0
That sucks pee pee through a straw. D: Cause I hardly leave my room.
newnew8 0
awee sucks .,...,,.,,. I wouldn't give my room up to no one !!¡¡
krissy101 0
wow
Airborne2002 7
same as her...
conniebaby67 0
your mother needs to be shot! as in dead,
beannlove 7
no matter how bad OP's mother seems, this is something you never say to a person. where is your common sense.. or your manners? people truly disgust me...
justsayfuck 5
You're not seriously allowing all this right? Stand up for your rights! ('Get up stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up stand up, don't give the fight.' Sorry, the song just immediately popped up in my head while writing this. Now it's stuck with you too :D )
illmatic2 16
I agree with 8. Either do something about it or move out (unless you're too young).
adddadancer 0
haha 8 wins I was thinking of that song when I started reading ur comment.. :)
Raleigh_bruh 7
Aha, #8's post reminded me of the movie How High.. Don't know if most will get the reference though. :|
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
8: If having a private bedroom is a right, I'm owed some major reparations. -.-
Nhera 0
your mother sounds like an incredibly sweet and considerate lady...
ice723 5
so sleep with your stepdad take pictures and show them to your mom......pay backs a bitch
coolkid101 0
uhm... gross.
msyelowbubblegum 0
ewwwwhy dont u go sleep your step dad! if u dont habe one go find a friken 40 yr old dude!!
Jessicaa96145 0
stand up for yourself.. it could have been worse though, the step brother could have been your boyfriend.. well if op is a girl or bi/gay never checked.
im_awsome 2
yur mom is a ***** :)
danii1996 0
that rlly suxxs!! :