Today, when I was at the gynecologist my dr told me that I was really tense and the exam would be impossible if I didnt relax. So I started thinking about my boyfriend to relax and my mind went back to our last sex session. I started getting wet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML
Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went home and started getting frisky with my girlfriend. All I could think about was the anatomical names for what I was touching and doing. I felt physically sick. FML
Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML
Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML
Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML
Today, I went to the gynecologist. In the waiting room they had decorative words that spelled out "Relax" and "Enjoy". FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML
Today, after a 3-month dry spell because I am recovering after having a baby, I was finally in the mood to get intimate with my husband. Foreplay was great, the sex was great until my back gave out right as I was about to cum. I can't move without intense pain. I just wanted to orgasm! FML
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Blanche_fml 0
why would you think of sex? really.. you knew that would happen ydi
ecrw 0
Still less awkward than getting an erection during a physical though
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Comments (116)
babydoll86_fml 0
#18 Clearly your ****** is quite sandy. And yeah, you totally deserved that. Why would you think of sex?
missbadluk 0
Sandy? Haven't heard that one before!
shorgenfunkel 0
#51: Clearly YOUR ****** is quite sandy. Metaphorically, at least. Sex is a relaxing thought, and at least it lubricated her for the subsequent examinations!
fml147 0
phahha, too funnny.
loopy_fml 0
Sex session!
limabeans 0
I agree with #28. It's not that bad. #26, if your gyno isn't using gloves, maybe you should see another gyno...
ksk 0
i would imagine it's worse if you unexpectedly had your period.
thekreeperkeeper 0
sounds more like f that doctors life, some tense bitch won't relax so you try to calm her down then she just gets all sloppy.... f**king gross.
jessce7 0
LOL @ 58!
glass_doll83 0
eh. Ive been wet durign exams too. But then again, Im bi and my doctor is realyl pretty
silverling 0
Stop saying, "Not FML worthy." You're just bitter because the fake stories you try and submit EVVEERRRYY SINGLLLLLLLLE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY don't get accepted. It was voted on and passed, there for FML worthy.