Today, when I was at the gynecologist my dr told me that I was really tense and the exam would be impossible if I didnt relax. So I started thinking about my boyfriend to relax and my mind went back to our last sex session. I started getting wet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML
Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went home and started getting frisky with my girlfriend. All I could think about was the anatomical names for what I was touching and doing. I felt physically sick. FML
Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML
Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML
Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML
Today, I went to the gynecologist. In the waiting room they had decorative words that spelled out "Relax" and "Enjoy". FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML
Today, after a 3-month dry spell because I am recovering after having a baby, I was finally in the mood to get intimate with my husband. Foreplay was great, the sex was great until my back gave out right as I was about to cum. I can't move without intense pain. I just wanted to orgasm! FML
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Blanche_fml 0
why would you think of sex? really.. you knew that would happen ydi
ecrw 0
Still less awkward than getting an erection during a physical though
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hassenpfeffermmm 0
You should have made a pass at the doc as you were leaving. Or tell them to at least buy you lunch first.
collinp89 1
sorry, "discharge" is when you have some sort of sti... and as a dude i can tell you now that the erection is definitely worse, as some one pointed out girls are naturally lubricated, men are not always erect, and also, just because we have an erection doesnt mean they still dont have to check it, still gets examined you idiot. use your brain.
BrassKnucklez69 0
haha dudee that's pretty gross
MaddlyBeastin 0
well it's the thought that's counts ha
KagamineLen_fml 0
you act like you were wet and started pouring discharge. trust me, your bf ain't THAT good :)
outbackbyrd 7
I'm sorry... I just don't have a clue how you possibly figured that would be a bright idea
missbadluk 0
....cause a gyno has never seen a wet na-na before. Who cares. I'm SURE they've seen some nasty cooters before and could give a shit less about you "getting wet!"
twinkle_nipso_O 0
they use lube anyway so i doubt they would have noticed... ydi for thinking about sex at the gyno.
SkoomaKi 28
Think of rainbows and bunnies...? Isn't that what girls think about? /sarcasm
rubyliu8420 7
I bet the exam was easy after that!