Today, when I was at the gynecologist my dr told me that I was really tense and the exam would be impossible if I didnt relax. So I started thinking about my boyfriend to relax and my mind went back to our last sex session. I started getting wet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML
Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went home and started getting frisky with my girlfriend. All I could think about was the anatomical names for what I was touching and doing. I felt physically sick. FML
Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML
Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML
Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML
Today, I went to the gynecologist. In the waiting room they had decorative words that spelled out "Relax" and "Enjoy". FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML
Today, after a 3-month dry spell because I am recovering after having a baby, I was finally in the mood to get intimate with my husband. Foreplay was great, the sex was great until my back gave out right as I was about to cum. I can't move without intense pain. I just wanted to orgasm! FML
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Blanche_fml 0
why would you think of sex? really.. you knew that would happen ydi
ecrw 0
Still less awkward than getting an erection during a physical though
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Comments (116)
ell3x0 0
wtf, that would make it easier for the exam. they use lube normally, so now its even easier. HOW IS THIS AN FML. GET ******* REAL.
nomo_fml 0
This is not awkward at all. In fact, it's quite normal. OB/GYNs deal with this all the time, and it happens quite often. Lame FML.
kel_riv 0
haha last week my friend and i talked about how this happened to both of us!
GumIsTheCharm 0
#18 - Saying it's fake? People are different. My girlfriend gets wet quickly just by thinking of sex. Some women can cum just by stimulating their nipples... People are different. Anyways, I have to agree with the half that says it's more embarrasing getting a hard on... It's much more noticable. Although, the nurses and doctors are used to all that, so I think almost all people that get into that situation overreact. Not the best FML story, but far from the worst.
Floatout2sea 0
This is a doctor who deals with vaginas day in and day out. I guarantee you, you are not the first.
livingdeadgirl 0
That's normal though....when you get touched there...you are bound to get wet. Atleast you don't have a creepy dykey gynecologist who winks at you while examining you, like mine does.
DubstepMasta 18
I'm a guy but i think you need a new gynecologist if your's does that lol.
tjh116 0
hey number 29 and 30 zach and daftpyramid ur complete dumbasses. even if it was real, how the **** would they have pictures for proof? who takes pics of their vag at a gynecologist appointment?
johnnyboyy87 0
wut the hell? ur dumb. and how the heck is that a FML? think about other peoples life whoi are actually fuked
f_r_E_a_K 0
#3 ftw!!!!!!!!!
cozy11 0
They wouldn't even notice, gynecologists use tons of lubricant.