Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, after eating some fire noodles the day before, I took a nice long poop in my school's bathroom, only to find out there was no toilet paper left in any of the stalls. FML
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML
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Top comments
salyhahaha 13
I hope you don't live alone
WCARlover 35
Who would use someone's wallpaper?!
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Comments (62)
Welshite 40
You know what to do. Start ripping the paper off the walls and join the movement.
cameron6731 13
To prove you're a man you wipe with your hand!
WildJaw 15
That'll quickly go to shit.
Moklon 18
My uncle actually used one of my grandmother's wash rags to wipe his ass once, tried to flush it and backed up the water. There was toilet paper too, he said he just liked the feel of the cloth
ohSNAPyall 27
What a strange story.
jen1097 25
The bowel movement
WCARlover 35
Who would use someone's wallpaper?!
chrishaaansen 13
I would
fsomelife 26
At least it's off the wall and not still on it.
Brandi_Faith 34
This is hilarious! People tend to panic when there's no toilet paper. The crazy things a normal person would do without tp just make me laugh.
incoherentrmblr 22
Magazines and newspapers are one thing, but using wallpaper is taking it to a new level...
Kittyphysics 21
who would use their own wallpaper!?
iShanny 13
They were helping you. now you have an excuse to get new wallpaper.
hugozac88 22
Hey you do what you need to do right? Lol
UnidentifiedFun 37
The person couldn't have just asked for any?
Mightyrif 23
Nah, wallpaper is preferred.
salyhahaha 13
I hope you don't live alone
feven 32
I mean in a messed up way that's pretty smart.
badluckalex 23
Flawless logic. When you run out of toilet paper you break into someone's house and use their wallpaper to wipe your ass. How is that even remotely smart?
domolovesyoshi 33
Op never said they lived alone
feven 32
In my defense I read that like OP had a guest over and the guest used their wallpaper when realizing there was no toilet paper. However I don't in any way support the culprit.
ohSNAPyall 27
As a host, I would rather bring more toilet paper (or tissues, napkins, paper towels, SOMETHING) than have a guest or roommate destroy my wallpaper. Yell for help.
kewpiesuicide 29
If you're desperate enough to wipe with wallpaper, why not use your sock or your underwear? Then thrown in the trash and buy some damn toilet paper
joe3_fml 15
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
R2Y2 22
Lil bit of a party op? Either that or talk to any housemates.
AverageJoey 18
Sounds like you're having a shitty day.
MisterGasMoney 16
Someone didn't look first...