Today, I went to the gynecologist. In the waiting room they had decorative words that spelled out "Relax" and "Enjoy". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML
Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML
Today, I went to the dentist; no one was in the waiting room so I danced around and mouthed songs that were on the radio. It wasn't till after I went to the counter and saw the receptionists laughing like a pack of hyenas that I realized there was a camera. FML
Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML
Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML
Today, I was sitting in the doctor's waiting room and thought that I was alone. I let rip two massive farts before realising there was a very short woman behind the computer screen at the desk. FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, I had a conversation with another patient in my gyno's waiting room. It was about her getting pregnant in a truck while passed out drunk, her therapist's frequent use of a "For Dummies" books, and how she had waxed and oiled everything to impress our doctor. FML
Today, I listened to a woman take an extremely fragrant crap while I waited for my pregnacy test result in the Target bathroom. FML
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frecktured 14
I think those words were for the gynaecologist
MissVeracity 12
Better than words like "disease" and "infertility"
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Comments (51)
fakedsincerity 32
How is this an fml in any way?
melody309 35
Because the gynecologist sucks, and is *usually* not a place you can relax at or even remotely enjoy. Unless you're into that.
fakedsincerity 32
Maybe not. But it's not aimed specifically at the OP. If it takes something so small to ruin their day, they may need to reevaluate life. :)
fakedsincerity 32
Relax makes sense. Enjoy is a bit of a weird one though, I'll admit.
NeatNit 33
this has been discussed before. FML is a place to laugh, it doesn't have to really ruin your whole day for you to post it. :)
MrConcise 35
McDreamy works there, doesn't he?
chanellgymnast 17
How festive. The real question is, did you?
Welshite 40
Just take the advice.
frecktured 14
I think those words were for the gynaecologist
Sinamoi 18
In all fairness the alternative was: "Good luck, you'll need it."
MissVeracity 12
Better than words like "disease" and "infertility"
fakedsincerity 32
Exactly. Relax makes perfect sense.
oj101 33
As cliche as it sounds, everyone has privates so there's no shame in wanting to keep it healthy. Also, the gynecologist is likely to see hundreds of women per week, so she/he probably won't remember you :)
Sputnikspak 13
My gynecologist has a comic on the ceiling above the table, depicting a woman standing up in the stirrups, and under it says "First of all, relax." It usually works.
davincidasecond 24
Just try not to moan when they start touching you down there. Shit can get awkward.