Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a consultation for an upcoming surgery I need done. The doctor (who is very handsome and in his late twenties) asked me to flex my stomach and act like I was trying to use the bathroom. As I was enjoying him touching my stomach, I farted. FML
Today, I went to my GP to discuss my anxiety. As I was explaining my symptoms, I accidentally farted loudly due to my nervousness. The doctor paused and said, "Well, let's address that as well." FML.
Today, I was sitting in the doctor's waiting room and thought that I was alone. I let rip two massive farts before realising there was a very short woman behind the computer screen at the desk. FML
Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart in the doctor's waiting room. It was so foul that a woman got insanely pissed at her kid because she thought he'd shat his pants again. FML
Today, I was in the doctor's office waiting for my husband to arrive, when a little old lady sat beside me. She seemed nice, until she started farting and blaming it on me. They weren't silent; they sounded like trucker farts and smelled like death. I was there for over an hour. FML
Today, I was nervously observing a delicate medical procedure while training at my new job. I tried to stifle a sneeze and instead (as you can probably guess) ripped the biggest, most cartoonishly loud fart of my life. My ass sounded like a tuba and I was asked to leave the room. FML
Today, at physical therapy, I felt that all-too-familiar gurgle in my gut, but I thought it would a light, silent fart. I squatted for an exercise and shit my pants in front of the cute, single, male physical therapist. He definitely noticed. I still had 30 minutes left in the session. FML
Today, while a patient in my local psych ward, I attended a relaxation group. Apparently it was too relaxing, as I farted in the middle of it. It smelled. People noticed. FML
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML
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cuz803 46
Hahahaha lmao. Not the only funny gyno visit I've read on this website. There's other funny stories where one lady tried relaxing by thinking of her boyfriend and got wet during the visit. Don't feel left out lol
RichardPencil 32
Plot twist: the OP is male!
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cuz803 46
Hahahaha lmao. Not the only funny gyno visit I've read on this website. There's other funny stories where one lady tried relaxing by thinking of her boyfriend and got wet during the visit. Don't feel left out lol
RichardPencil 32
Plot twist: the OP is male!
Plop 17
Well, find solace in the fact you didn't shart on her.
JackWood 21
So you just giggle and say, "you did a great job doc, I'm relaxed all over.
tiptoppc 21
My wife leaked my cum after sex from the night before on her gyno. A fart is the least they’ve seen. The look on the face of the doctor in our case was horror and disgust. We were trying to conceive, and did what they asked, but my wife had pain that might have indicated an infection. Probably should have told us to hold off in advance prior to appointment from following their instructions (aka, hump like rabbits.)