Today, I watched a large, sweaty woman stick a hairbrush down her shirt to scratch a rash on her back, before putting it back on the shelf. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML
Today, my husband caught me scratching my armpit with his beard brush. Just last week I swore that I never touch it. FML
Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML
Today, I got a haircut. Right after the lady finished washing my hair she grabbed a towel to wipe her nose. She then used the same towel to thoroughly dry my hair. FML
Today, a woman was standing in front of me in line. There was a strand of hair on her back, so to be nice, I pulled it off her. It was still attached to her head. FML
Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML
Today, as I came out of changing rooms in a clothes shop, I gave back all the stuff I'd tried on to a saleswoman. I then walked off, made it a couple of yards, changed my mind, and decided to purchase one of the items I'd tried. When I got back, the saleswoman was spraying the changing room I'd used with deodorant. FML
Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML
Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML
Today, I found out that the fat sweaty guy at my job frequently uses my rub-on deodorant and puts it back in my drawer after he's done. FML
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Top comments
Bonafonte 24
Maybe it wasn't the right brush for her backhair. Don't judge.
TabooSushi 24
I hope you told someone, or sent it to your claims department as a biohazard if you are an employee. That's disgusting. I always wash new brushes before I use them anyway, but now I might flat out BOIL THEM.
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Comments (45)
wheresmymary 22
Ew
team_garra 8
Well, I guess it's alright because it wasn't a hairy situation. I would give you a scratch on the back for noticing, but that sucks.
fakedsincerity 32
Please stop.
ADOG2645 17
That... That was just... No
krazy789 28
you're trying way too hard
Miss_Whipped 43
'Tis the FML tradition: pick an FML, make shitty pun(s) in the comments, get downvoted into oblivion.
RebelDiaries 11
Nice to know that people can't take a joke on this site anymore...
trollcrusher 17
People can take jokes and leave them. Forcing a string of awkward puns together isn't enough to make me laugh; it merits a cringe at the most. There are still plenty of good jokes to be found around here, usually with lots of thumbs up, so I have to say you're mistaken.
llama_monicz 21
This is why I have trust issues
wheresmymary 22
Ew
Bonafonte 24
Maybe it wasn't the right brush for her backhair. Don't judge.
anyagrande 31
I wish i could unread this
tranced_ 45
is it just me or anybody else getting turned on rn?! jk
wheresmymary 22
Just you
rag97 6
Definitely just you.
domolovesyoshi 33
You really should tell the staff that could be infectious
TabooSushi 24
I hope you told someone, or sent it to your claims department as a biohazard if you are an employee. That's disgusting. I always wash new brushes before I use them anyway, but now I might flat out BOIL THEM.
ssnow_fml 20
Burn the brush.