Today, when I got home from work, my fiancé was finishing up with the plumber who had just installed new fixtures for our shower. I decided that I was going to be the first to break it in. I went to the bathroom, got undressed and went to start the water. The OTHER plumber was still in there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML
Today, I tried to fix a leaking pipe under the sink. I watched a YouTube tutorial and was feeling confident that I could get the job done. Two hours later, half of the kitchen was practically flooded because I forgot to cut the water off, and scrambled to actually find the main valve, then I had to call an emergency plumber, who showed up, laughed, and fixed it in five minutes. FML
Today, we had to turn the water off due to a massive leak in the kitchen sink that the plumber was currently fixing. I managed to wait two hours before my uncooperative digestive tract said it couldn't wait any longer and I had to take a mega dump in the bathroom. I couldn't flush the toilet or wash my hands. FML
Today, I was speeding home, bursting to take a crap. I pulled into my driveway and made it inside, before my wife told me the plumber was still working on our pipes. I ended up having to take a crap in my own backyard, behind a tree. FML
Today, I finally started a DIY home improvement project I'd been putting off for a while now. As I was drilling into the wall, I managed to hit a plumbing pipe that I didn't know was there and started flooded my living room. FML
Today, my sink seemed to be filling up with dirty water. Concerned, I turned on the garbage disposal and plunged away. With no change in the water levels, I called a plumber. He reached in, pulled out the drain plug, and give me his bill while chuckling to himself. FML
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heythereaustin 0
uhm... how didn't you notice? I doubt your bathroom is that big...
AssDan 0
Sounds like a ****.
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Comments (58)
dancer_is_hawt 3
Remember to practice safe sex.
eddieyes 0
I will thanks for the reminder
dancer_is_hawt 3
More of a Porno than a cheesy movie.
mintcar 10
So? He got a free show. Clothes hide the truth. We should all walk around naked anyway. :)
Mister_Grinch 0
1. Plumber 2. Naked lady. 3. Fiance 4. Video Camera. 5. ??? 6. Profit!
DncrHap 9
this is the start of a really bad porno. =/
Ditty_Sanchez 0
What exactly did you mean when you said your fiance was "finishing up" with the first plumber?
RedPillSucks 33
He was in mid swallow.
FerrariCake 2
LSHIC (laughing so hard i'm crying) Thank you for punishing the OP for her poor choice of words.
kemando 22
so ur a woman; the plumber's probably like "hey baby don't worry the water's fine! Lets shower"
MrBigDog2U 0
So the F... what.
GunReaper 0
that's what you get for having your fiancé do all the work and you be a ******* asshole and take the first shower....bitch.
Gawdl3y 0
I don't understand why Americans freak out so much about nudity... Seriously, here in Germany/Europe, saunas are done in the nude, usually with both sexes in the same room. That's just an example of it. Americans have always seemed overly prudish to me.
nycy 0
I don't know why everyone has to talk shit about America. Anyway if you saw how obese people in America were u would be prudish as well. No one wants to go to a sauna where a three hundred pound lady with rolls on her rolls is chIllin naked
nycy 0
I don't know why everyone has to talk shit about America. Anyway if you saw how obese people in America were u would be prudish as well. No one wants to go to a sauna where a three hundred pound lady with rolls on her rolls is chIllin naked
rebamoo 14
It is most definitely not "prudish" to be modest. My private parts are called PRIVATE for a reason, and I have the right to be picky about who sees them. That makes it more special and exciting. It's not a good thing Europe is so pro-nudity.