Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML
Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.
Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML
Today, for Valentine’s Day, I got my boyfriend chocolates, a new Xbox game and planned lots of kinky sexy time. He ate the chocolate, orgasmed after three thrusts, had a 2-hour nap, then ignored me while playing the new game all afternoon. He didn’t get me anything, not even my own orgasm. FML
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Dave_Davington 34
What do you know? Contrary to popular belief, guys aren't in fact perpetually horny. Crazy, I know. But seriously, the sooner you stop taking this stuff personally, the happier your life will be.
arano 29
I don't know why women expect us to stop what we are doing just because you're walking around half naked. We have other things we enjoy besides sex.
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Comments (112)
mattrd_fml 31
I'm a gamer but I don't understand why some would choose it over sex.
NotCollegeBound 17
Does it bother anyone else that we see so many FMLs about men ignoring their wives/girlfriends because of video games? Guys don't have to always be ready to go but a little acknowledgement goes a long way when you put some real effort into trying to be flirty. Instead of a pat on the head or "That's nice", why not a "I'm not feeling up to it right now, sorry" or "Can you give me half an hour?"
dyllan1000 10
Well the title says csgo in it, and in competitive matches if you leave you get banned for a period of time. If it's his new game I don't think he'd wanna get banned already
termitanor 3
I would do the same thing too
ralphnader 13
Cute undies mean nothing. Buy the lingerie from Yandy.com for like 10$ and actually tempt him. Believe it or not red Lacey panties mean nothing to men.
Catdragon 40
This fml depends on which game it was.
opopopop 4
I guess I didn't really explain my situation well and yes I was just whining because I didn't "get any" but I was more annoyed that he played his game allllll day and well into the night instead of really acknowledging me but no worries this isn't a usual thing and all is well with us... we've done it tons since then lol
trucker2 33
Take your happy ass to the basement.... And throw the kill switch on the breaker box..... Game over......
ABlindMan 17
I hope you don't mind if your s/o does the same thing when you're watching a show and you immediately drop everything to have sex with them that instant.
trucker2 33
Now... You know where I learned that from... It's a fair- fun
silent_shark 10
alright when you are playing csgo you can't stop playing until the game ends.
SomeRandomUser 19
Don't interrupt me while I'm doing my work, woman!