Today, my mom finally believed me when I said I smelled mold. I lifted up the couch, and it was covered in mold. So were the bottoms of all our furniture, our beds, and my grandma's vintage chair. We've been living in mold for the past 4 months. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after several days of deep-cleaning my house, I found a huge section of my room covered in black mold. I almost puked when I saw it. Not only could that have put anyone in the hospital, but it also explains why I've been getting sick all the time as of late. FML
Today, it’s a rather wet summer and everything in our house is prone to mould. No, I’m not exaggerating when I say “everything”: I just found mould growing on the plates in the cupboard. And, no, we did not accidentally put them away unwashed. FML
Today, I had to finally come to terms with the fact that I am obese when the doctor told me that my weird smell was not an infection but mold growing between my fat rolls. FML
Today, I'm still not living in the house I fought so hard to buy three months ago. As I was fixing a hole in the wall, I found black mold covering the back side of my drywall. On every wall. I can't afford to fix it. FML
Today, my dad created a new rule: It isn't old until there's mold. FML
Today, my idiot daughter has allowed mold to grow in her shower. Her excuse? She thought it was just some “stains” that wouldn’t come out. Yeah, I don’t believe that. I think she knew it was mold and just didn’t care. FML
Today, after a week of wondering why my room smelled terrible, I found the culprit: a moldy sandwich I'd hidden under my bed during a movie night to avoid sharing it with my brother. I don’t know what’s worse - the smell or the fact that I was outsmarted by a sandwich. FML
Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest smell of dung. I asked my mom about it, and it turns out she's been airing these strange herbs throughout the house, most of which are in my bedroom. She won't let me open the window. FML
Today, I discovered my washcloths smelled like mushrooms. As I'm allergic to mold, I panicked and spent all day washing every towel and sheet in the house. At last, I went to take a shower and discovered that the mushroom smell was actually emanating from my $5-a-bar organic soap. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the bathtub and had to spend the whole night trying to make the speakers work again. On top of that, while I was cleaning the bedding I discovered that my bed had grown a black mold farm and I have been sleeping on it for God knows how long. FML
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colonelduckie 5
Why could you not lift/move the couch on your own to prove it?
boredomkills89 0
Lol i love when people have fights in FML comments. Most times they are funnier than the FML itslelf! FYL for that though. I donLt understand how your whole damn house got MOLDY, but FYL indeed!
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Comments (98)
kayladance101 13
wow. she shud have listened.
ProtoBuster_1 5
That is the correct way of spelling it (m-o-l-d), you grammer nazi.
RJB 0
On 01/06/2010 at 4:28pm - health - by moudly (woman) - United States (Oregon) moudly. Keeping observant you dumbfuck. How about instead of calling people Grammar Nazi you actually look for a minute.
Incubuss 0
It's spelt mould in Britain. And don't grammar Nazi me for saying "spelt" either. That's also an old British way of spelling it.
Incubuss 0
Also, you spelt grammar wrong.
RJB 0
No spelt's right.
nolimits 0
Her grammar's a Nazi?!??! Call Hassad on that moldy old bitch!
livexlaughxlove1 0
@11: If #1 can be rude about the OP's spelling, why can't #2 be rude back? Especially considering the fact that #2 actually has justification. OP is in the U.S. and thus, used the American way of spelling "mold." If anything, you should be going at #1 for being rude considering that #1 is the one who was wrong in the first place.
idgafstfuuu 0
She's from Oregon, I doubt she has ever purposely spelt it like "mould" in her life.
8trickster8 0
Can't we all just get along?
alexandraa_fml 0
NO
Nixot 0
And yet you spelt grammar wrong?
Tripout 0
THERE'S SOMETHING ALOT OF PEOPLE HAVE STARTED TO DO UMMM WHATS IT CALEDD AGAIN??? oh yea CLEANING...... Y'all should look into it
Miss_Skunky 0
does it matter how anythings spelled?? really??
colonelduckie 5
Why could you not lift/move the couch on your own to prove it?
ming88 0
2nd!
RJB 0
You can smell mold? I dont have any in my house so I wouldnt know. lol
dudeitsdanny 10
I can' beat that: I fold.
spiderman0606 0
That's it; I'm sold.
Starfire22 5
Ewww! That sucks! Hopefully your mom will listen to you in the future!
morgchar 0
hahahha ew
Soulathyia 0
You realize you could have just showed her right? Btw Youre all probably going to die now. Good Job! Douche Bag!
SoloAutotunE 17
You're not the brightest, are ye?
iambatman123 0
Your a dumbass
wannaberunner 0
If you are going to insult someone, please learn how to spell first. Otherwise, you seem like a dumbass yourself. "Your" is not the same as "you're," which is a contraction of the words "you" and "are."
DerAtom 0
"You" "are" a douche.
cel123456789 0
live with it bitch
tytygood 0
MMMM, mold