Today, just like every other day, I noticed that one of my male coworkers always stares at me while passing by or when it's time for lunch. I read somewhere that if a person stares at you too long, they either want to have sex with you or want to kill you. He has a girlfriend, so I doubt it's the first option. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fed up, I said "What are you staring at?" Turns out he was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. FML
Today, same as recently, there's some guy constantly standing in front of my building waiting for me to come out, just to stare at me and then get mad when I walk to my car, to the store, to the bank, and even followed me into the lobby to see what floor I get off at, like a weirdo. What should I do? FML
Today, there's a guy in my class who I'm very attracted to. I'm hyperconscious of him for that, and I worry about the impression I give. By now though, there have been at least two different eye contact occasions that made it look like I was staring at him when I was NOT, and now I must look like a creepy stalker. FML
Today, I went to grab a coffee at a new café in town. While sipping my coffee, I noticed a man staring at me through the window. I thought he was browsing the menu before I looked up mid-sip to him staring at me in the eye, sucking on his finger. FML
Today, I asked the guy I share a desk with at work out because he has texted me a few times and seemed pretty into me. He said he doesn't date coworkers, even though the last 5 people he's dated have been coworkers. FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
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Jeremy Strang 7
Well yeah, sure, I mean, when guys get girlfriends their biology and eyes just shut right off, right?
RichardPencil 32
You really don't know how men work. There are lot more players than killers. The odds are heavy that it's the first option. Also, serial killers don't like office work.
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CA91 9
It could still be the first option... 🤷🏼♀️
TCRII 30
Let me tell you something about men. We are pigs far more often than we are homicidal maniacs. Ask him why he always stares at you. It is not appropriate and you should call him out on it.
Jeremy Strang 7
Well yeah, sure, I mean, when guys get girlfriends their biology and eyes just shut right off, right?
RichardPencil 32
You really don't know how men work. There are lot more players than killers. The odds are heavy that it's the first option. Also, serial killers don't like office work.
Marcella1016 32
Somebody hasn’t seen American Psycho. Or met my asshole boss...
RichardPencil 32
Had you flashed him your **** during the interview process, you might never have had to deal with him again!
mackdeezy 22
Maybe he just doesnt like you. It is possible, despite it not being so often, for someone to stare at someone else just because they dont like them. As for the "he's having sex with you mentqlly while he stares"... ehh, not sure if staring is required for that. Having said that, i think you meed to confront him peacefully and sort things out, and if that doesnt work, THEN you can go to HR.
thatkorean 5
Because never in the history of humans has a man cheated before (sarcasm). It could definitely still be that first option. I’d put my money on that before “oh he wants to kill me”.
AmbrosiaFan 19
could very well be wanting sex.
bloopaloop 27
I guess it’s good we apply a stereotype to someone and know we are correct.
Mooglefox 24
Never know, maybe he wants to have a three way with you
Wadlaen 24
Maybe he's bored with how things are at the moment, and wants a threesome? And, maybe he would be positively surprised if you ask him about that the next time he passes you😉