Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML
Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.
Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML
Today, for Valentine’s Day, I got my boyfriend chocolates, a new Xbox game and planned lots of kinky sexy time. He ate the chocolate, orgasmed after three thrusts, had a 2-hour nap, then ignored me while playing the new game all afternoon. He didn’t get me anything, not even my own orgasm. FML
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Top comments
Dave_Davington 34
What do you know? Contrary to popular belief, guys aren't in fact perpetually horny. Crazy, I know. But seriously, the sooner you stop taking this stuff personally, the happier your life will be.
arano 29
I don't know why women expect us to stop what we are doing just because you're walking around half naked. We have other things we enjoy besides sex.
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josephbates 8
Here's a hint Every girl does this cutesy look at me being sexy bullshit And we get 1000s of FMLs about it TELL HIM YOU WANT TO **** HIM SO HARD YOU'LL BREAK HIS DICK OFF!!!
musiclover1316 19
My boyfriend would do the same thing
tmarty 17
I want to thank all the gamers. I enjoy your wives and gf's while you enjoy your game. Keep on :)
Bearsmomma 30
lol
damnitman62 6
If you are ever in Florida give me a call. Don't ever tell your woman no, for any reason. And if she is walking funny and smiling don't be mad at me. And now you know why us older men have smoking hot younger women.
usmcinfantry0311 8
sounds like its about time for a new boyfriend OP
HighRevolver 17
Can't exactly call CSGO new as its been out for 4 years now
annalily5 28
********** it the room. It's win win, either you get his attention and get sexy couple times, or you don't and you get sexy solo time.
AtWarWithTheDog 6
It's not even the no sex thing, even if you weren't in enticing attire, you said you'd just got in from work. He could, at the very least, yell hi when he hears you come home and hit pause to ask you about your day. Tell him off!
smjulze93 2
ummmmmm I play video games a lot I'm a huge gamer.....my girl asked me too grab her a drink and I came back too her playing with herself on my table...behind her was my 40 in screen and beside her was my red bull...
reluctantAtlas 10
Ya see, that's when I usually start in with the shoulder rub and ask what my guy is up to in game. He has to get off the game eventually, right? So conversation happens and when he logs off...well, spooning leads to forking and all that jazz. And if it doesn't, nothing wrong with a little self-loving.