Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a restaurant with my family. My five year old goes under the table and says "Mommy! You forgot to wear underwear!" FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML
Today, I went to my parents' for dinner, who greeted me outside and immediately my mom said, “What are you wearing? Go to my room and change your shirt.” I was with my husband and I’m 47. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old out to dinner. During dinner, our son went to the bathroom three times. As we were getting ready to leave he kept saying he had to go potty. He had gone multiple times, so I thought he would be fine. As he stood up, a giant turd fell on the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML
Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML
Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML
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charlottex33 0
well...why weren't you wearing underwear?
heywowmoo 0
Maybe you should wear underwear- you're a mom!!
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englishmuffin 0
If you're going to wear a skirt, it is wise to wear underwear. Walking up the stairs, breezy wind, etc. can unintentionally expose people to things that NEWS FLASH: we don't want to see. This is true even if you were not a mom, it just reads as something you should have already known because you are a mom. We have the impression that age = wisdom, but sometimes not. Anyhow, like people said, there's nothing wrong with going commando, but probably not a good idea with a skirt and definitely not a good idea during family meals. There's a time and a place for everything... keep it classy.
wh0regasm 0
ahaah going commando!
xChrista1xx 0
poor kid. you probably scarred him for life.
monkeyz0r 0
LOL 25
monkeyz0r 0
LOL 25
droppinloads 0
Wow, where to begin? Simply because you have a family clearly does not make you equipped to raise one. You are parenting some fine gentlemen there that look at mom's beav. But I guess I'm asking too much for ladies to know to cross their legs when wearing a skirt, particularly sans panties. I'm guessing your child was on the ground eating, too. Oh yeah, Octomom on line two-she needs a nanny. Perhaps next time your family dining should be the Micky Ds drive thru, just try not to flash the kid at the window.
sunshiiiineXD 0
I feel like if you were going out to eat at a family restaurant, with your young children, that it would be kind of obvious that you shouldn't go commando that day. But hey, to each his (or her) own.
soccerkrzy 0
IT IS HOT TO SEE A GIRL GOING COMMANDO IN A SKIRT, KEEP IT UP!
Jboolia 0
I've never gone without underwear in my life, and can't even imagine doing it wearing a skirt. But I guess if that's what you want to do... Anyway, this is weird to me that anyone would do that, but her being a mother doesn't make it any worse to me. Other than the fact that she did it around her kids...
lovell_says_hey 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. cute kid. it was just an innocent remark on his part.