Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a restaurant with my family. My five year old goes under the table and says "Mommy! You forgot to wear underwear!" FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML
Today, I went to my parents' for dinner, who greeted me outside and immediately my mom said, “What are you wearing? Go to my room and change your shirt.” I was with my husband and I’m 47. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old out to dinner. During dinner, our son went to the bathroom three times. As we were getting ready to leave he kept saying he had to go potty. He had gone multiple times, so I thought he would be fine. As he stood up, a giant turd fell on the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML
Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML
Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML
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charlottex33 0
well...why weren't you wearing underwear?
heywowmoo 0
Maybe you should wear underwear- you're a mom!!
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lilcuti3pi389 0
How open were ur legs that ur child could see that? Disturbingggg...
Dashuhn 1
We have no idea how long / short the skirt is, we have no idea of the plans after the meal and the kids have gone to bed, kudos for her for trying to keep her relationship going. Either way, FYL you certainly don't deserve it.
MoonlightSilver 0
I thought EVERY female knew that she has to wear underwear when wearing a skirt. With pants, you can go commando... but with a skirt? Come on! It's like that girl who did the same for a yearbook picture... and then her parts were available for all to see in the yearbook! http://thecrustycurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2009/05/16/uncensored-photo-of-girl-exposing-herself-in-high-school-yearbook/
porcupunk 0
#51 - are you for real? You think a 30-something year old mother can't go commando without "wanting to be hip?" WTF does any of this got to do with being responsible? You don't sound old, quite the opposite actually... Btw, you guys are missing something here... it could've easily been a skirt that's below the knees, so chances are no one can see anything... but the kid went on the floor and could've easily stuck his head under the skirt (I remember myself as a kid going under the table and popping my head everywhere trying to end up where I want to be)...
dol567 0
You SO deserved that. Why the heck wouldn't you wear underwear? I'm sixteen, and a girl...maybe I'm just not into that whole scene of going commando. But anyway...even though you did kinda deserve it, that is really embarassing. Sorry about that.
pxs 0
Should have crossed your legs if you were gna wear a skirt that short, obviously. YDI.
lmmmr 0
#64- This is true for every living creature. You were born. OP- These comments are stupid. There's nothing wrong with going commando in a skirt, I'm sure you were careful. Naturally you weren't expecting there to be eyes under the table.
ffpoisongirl 0
#63 I agree, but the point is she wasn't careful enough. If she'd kept her legs closed/crossed as most women do when they wear skirts, this would not have happened. And I have to agree with lots of the comments, there's a time and a place. I wouldn't dream of going commando in a skirt at a family dinner.
MissMichaela_ 0
haha gotta love kids
porcupunk 0
#73 - if you cross your legs (while wearing a skirt and no undies), a kid sitting on the floor could still get an eyeful...