Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a restaurant with my family. My five year old goes under the table and says "Mommy! You forgot to wear underwear!" FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML
Today, I went to my parents' for dinner, who greeted me outside and immediately my mom said, “What are you wearing? Go to my room and change your shirt.” I was with my husband and I’m 47. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old out to dinner. During dinner, our son went to the bathroom three times. As we were getting ready to leave he kept saying he had to go potty. He had gone multiple times, so I thought he would be fine. As he stood up, a giant turd fell on the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML
Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML
Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML
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charlottex33 0
well...why weren't you wearing underwear?
heywowmoo 0
Maybe you should wear underwear- you're a mom!!
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iristhevirus 0
pussy smells, woman
nescient 0
Holy crap wtf is with all these people insulting you? I dont give two craps that you're a mother. Infact, your family (by family i mean children and husband/partner) wouldve seen you naked more than anyone else, i would assume anyway. So why the hell does it make a difference that it was your kid that saw your chacha? If it was another kid - well then it's a different story. And all those ppl who say that she was spreading her legs - you can see between peoples legs even when when they have their knees together and wearing a skirt. Maybe her legs were covered by the table cloth and could only see her privates by looking directly in front. Clearly everyone who has called you a ***** or a **** is an absolute moron and deserves a punch in the face. and yes fyl.
Bamboo99 0
okay, 2 things: 1- y werent u wearing underwear; I'm guessing U've got a husband, STOP showing ur pussy! 2- close ur damn legs
iluvchocolate 0
#111: i luv the way u think...#110: WHY??? :o
Islander_fml 5
Well, it's a YDI, but I'm not faulting you for going out in public without your underwear. Just realize there are consequences to it and be prepared to deal with them. :D
VroomVroomVroom 0
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
fml1358 0
lol! but seriously why would you not be wearing underwear when you are wearing a dress and your out in public
nadms 0
she COULD have been wearing a thong. if your legs are together and ya look underneath, all you see is asscheeks.. looking like you're not wearing any panties. give her a break.
lakeylove 0
Well momy start wearing your underwears!!!! I cant keep peeking to tell u momy!!!! wear ur underwears. Too much peekabooing!
CPTobvious_fml 0
Who are you? Britney Spears? nice mothering skills.... I'm sure the kid will grow up to a fine member of society.... especially since he has a trailor trash, skanky mom. I'll make a wild assumption that there is no daddy in this "family"
Quest_ 13
Even if there is no father in the picture, why would that hinder the validity of their family? What an offensive thing to say.