Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML
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Today, I went to a restaurant with my family. My five year old goes under the table and says "Mommy! You forgot to wear underwear!" FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML
Today, I went to my parents' for dinner, who greeted me outside and immediately my mom said, “What are you wearing? Go to my room and change your shirt.” I was with my husband and I’m 47. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old out to dinner. During dinner, our son went to the bathroom three times. As we were getting ready to leave he kept saying he had to go potty. He had gone multiple times, so I thought he would be fine. As he stood up, a giant turd fell on the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML
Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML
Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML
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charlottex33 0
well...why weren't you wearing underwear?
heywowmoo 0
Maybe you should wear underwear- you're a mom!!
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Comments (275)
lexie719 4
why is everybody being so mean about it? just because she's a mom doesn't mean she doesn't like to have fun sometimes. maybe she did have a hot date later. you don't know this woman, don't judge :p
Ninabug28 5
21# Your totally right! Also very bad language! Naughty naughty!
mayaloncar001 0
WTF is wrong with you?
DeliaJarvis92 2
Wtf is wrong with you? Not wearing underwear to a FAMILY restaurant? even if she did have a hot date later, she could have waited to remove her panties!
AshPeach69 0
Today, I was out eating dinner with my family. I went under the table to sit by my brother, and saw nasty things when I looked up. Apparently mommy thinks it's appropriate to not wear underwear with her skirt. FML.
goodbad 4
Looks like you are related to a priest
Popatopagain 0
Seriously, why would you go to eat with your 4yo kid, and not wear under wear
r0ckoman 0
why weren't you waring any under where and why was he looking up your skirt
navygirl87 0
You're a tramp and a terrible mother. Put on some underwear and get your children to act like small humans instead of small animals.
mrphychrs 5
Damn you people are haters, so she was airing out her downstairs, so what? and her being a mom doesn't have anything to do with the situation. she's at a resturant and sitting down is gonna be the only way someone could see up her skirt, and just one imparticular time her kid climed under the table and saw his moms cooter, big deal, not like he walked in on her giving a dude head or taking it doggy style. that would be something to worry about.