Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML
Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I found out that I can't pass a field sobriety test while sober. FML
Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML
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poopypeepee 0
um..what were you doing drunk at school??? ydi
mrgorbachev 0
That's ridiculous-- you can't say yes because then they'll know you're drunk, and you can't say no because then they'll know you're drunk. Sucks.
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Liamc620 10
you should have just said no, they arent allowed to force you and it wasnt a tracfic stop so they probably would have moved on to someone else.
xxlowsnip3rxx 16
hey dumbasses this was posted in us .08 is the legal limit above .08 is illegal
elmatador615 12
I really hope you used a lot of mouthwash and not actually being drunk either way YDI
ToreyyyW 15
Note that it was at 7:00am. It could easily be mouthwash.
BrutalnHonestbro 7
ProTip: Don't drink while still in high school, you moron.
Janawa 22
Well hey, the official number for being drunk is a .08, so you're not doing too bad. It depends on the type of breath analyzer they used as well. Mouthwash and pre-existent alcohols in your body can all give you a higher number on these breath analyzing tests. A cop will most likely judge your sobriety through tests before reading your alcohol levels for this reason. So, you know, this doesn't mean that op was automatically just drunk at school at 7:00 AM.
fantasyworld 39
It could be because of mouthwash.
bazookajoey 27
I'd be drinking too if I had to go to an assembly at 7pm
smartblondy10 12
lol I use to go to school baked. and noone ever knew. that and I was an A student even baked.
driller51 4
it probably was mouth wash since they have alcohol