Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML
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Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
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Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML
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Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I found out that I can't pass a field sobriety test while sober. FML
Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML
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poopypeepee 0
um..what were you doing drunk at school??? ydi
mrgorbachev 0
That's ridiculous-- you can't say yes because then they'll know you're drunk, and you can't say no because then they'll know you're drunk. Sucks.
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Cnote231 0
.06 isn't even drunk!!! the legal limit is .08. .5 is a little tipsy. I saw that on myth busters! look it up idiots an get your ******* facts right!!!
Nikie1986 0
.08 is the legal limit but driving even with a lower blood alcohol level can be dangerous because even the slightest drink can make a change in how things appear. Either way being at school under the influence is dumb. You're bound to get caught at some point and you deserve to get caught. I drank underage but never at school I did it at home. Oh and .08 has different effects on different people, I may be wasted but have a blood alcohol level of .06 were as the person next to me could barely be buzzed and have .06. Alcohol effects everyone differently.
Poepiepiesie 3
In soviet Russia, cops blow you!
Leftieswillrule 3
wait a .06% or a 6%?
starberries 0
It's illegal for a high school kid to be drinking in the first place. And yes, if your BAC is over the limit, it is illegal to drive, no matter how long ago you drank.
Elizabeth123654 0
aghhhh.. I have no words
patriotschick839 0
i would like to know why everyone is saying 7am when clearly the op said 7pm. and secondly who says the op is a student? he could be a teacher or parent in which case who cares if they had a beer or 2 after work???
poolofblood 0
nothing wrong ... if you used mouthwash and if it contained alcohol and u accidentally drank some it'll come up in the breathalyzer
BrutalnHonestbro 7
You must be an idiot. Breathalyzers work by how much METABOLIZED alcohol is being exhaled through the waste in your lungs. She'd have had to knock back one hell of an "accidental" amount of that shit to register that high on one of those.
X_o_X_ocutie 0
YDI
Sammydubbs 2
Over the limit at school wow, just wow ydi you idiot.