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Today, it was so windy that when a man walking in front of me sneezed, all of his saliva blew onto me. FML

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At least he didn't have diarrhea, that would have been a sticky (and stinky) situation.

That's snot a good thing!

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sunshine1421 14

and ebola

pdelapuente92 11

Pero que pelotudo!

That's snot a good thing!

A guy writes to an advice columnist, "I met a really beautiful woman last night, but I can't remember whether she said she had TB or VD. What should I do?" The columnist replied, "If she coughs, **** her."

At least he didn't have diarrhea, that would have been a sticky (and stinky) situation.

Justine Malang 16

Yeah sneezes come from a different output..

more of a shitty situation

It's cute that you think it's "saliva." It's actually atomized snot.

'Snot too cool!

laowang 13

bukkake?

ArbiterOfFML 24

Well, isn't that disgusting?