Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML
Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I found out that I can't pass a field sobriety test while sober. FML
Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML
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poopypeepee 0
um..what were you doing drunk at school??? ydi
mrgorbachev 0
That's ridiculous-- you can't say yes because then they'll know you're drunk, and you can't say no because then they'll know you're drunk. Sucks.
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Comments (303)
monoke33 0
hahahahahahaahhaahahha thtsucks bro
ccl5363 0
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mcstroodlenugget 0
YDI dumb bitch
xBloodTears 0
So ur the bastard
crx_turbo2 0
swing and a miss there buddy.... u can't legaly drive after 1 drink. have u not seen the buzzd drinking commercials?
muzicmajor11 0
who goes to school at 7 pm??? seriously... no way I'd go
StaciCarol 2
Some schools don't have time to hold assemblies during the day. But, most do. Some parents don't want their child or know that their child know about these type of things and don't want or need their children to go, so the schools hold them after school. Mouthwash CAN raise blood alcohol levels. For most of the United States, you can drink and drive as long as you are 21 and with a blood alcohol level under .08. Anytime under the age of 21, even a sip of any sort of alcohol can get you arrested. Breathalyzers take from the lungs, not from the mouth so Listerine or any other sort of mouth wash doesn't do you much good except raise that level or just give you better breath. Although, it won't totally cover the smell of alcohol on your breath.
shotgunhr 0
.06 isn't legaly drunk. he isn't drunk if he is lower then .08
freakinglaugher 10
not that bright are ya? lol
anythingmustbe 18
maybe he has liserine that contains alcahol