Today, I must be the only woman on the planet with a boyfriend who turns down sex because he feels like he’s got a headache coming. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML
Today, it's the fifth time this week alone I've attempted to explain to my boyfriend that I need more than just two minutes of foreplay to get horny. He tells me he's too tired, but is apparently not too tired to receive head and then have sex afterwards. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend had an appointment he had to wait months for, after he finally agreed to try to figure out what's making him so tired all the time. He slept through it. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally told me after over two years together that the reason we only have sex once a month is because my stomach is, “off-putting”. FML
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weeping_willow 25
Not the only one. My boyfriend gets migraines
Amanda G Rich 23
its actually super common for men to lose interest in sex. just ask any marriage counselor
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Comments (19)
limeychefboy 15
Hit me up🤪
weeping_willow 25
Not the only one. My boyfriend gets migraines
Tom O'Halloran 9
I think that both you AND your boyfriend should see other men.
kfchicken 31
yup it's been proven that if a man ever turns down sex even once with a woman he must be gay.... are you serious man?
RichardPencil 32
"He's Just Not That Into You." Sorry
metroido 21
no, he literally has a headache.
Amanda G Rich 23
its actually super common for men to lose interest in sex. just ask any marriage counselor
Inkoseh 33
People can be uncomfortable, just because he's male doesn't mean it's weird. Don't continue the stigma! He doesn't seem like he's dissatisfied with how much he already has sex, allow him to relax too! :)
Nico Noppe 10
Orgasms release an endorphine that serve as a painkiller. So, the best thing against a headache is sex.
Yudith 28
The best thing against sex is a headache. You guys need to talk. With or without a marriage counselor.
coius 23
I second the migraine issue. My wife knows when i get a migraine, its best not to rock the boat. This is because a lot of migraines can cause nausea and other symptoms that can deter intimacy. I have a truly FUBAR back due to an injury on the job 7 years ago. Its destroyed two prior relationships as i could not keep up with the SO (which sadly led to theM cheating). Even now, there’s got to be intense feelings of “horniness” to even bother starting. This is because unless you get over the threshold of pain that one needs to get involved mentally in intimacy, the person not feeling well wont even consider it worth the effort. If you want to try to work around it, i’d start looking into the “cause” of those headaches. And start with anything around the bedroom. Some people are really sensitive to candles and perfumes. This alone has given me migraines. Second, don’t take it personally. If he’s got a stressful job, it may be making him seriously depressed. Try figuring out what lowers his stress levels. Whether its allowing some extra time for him to pursue hobbies, or just suggesting a walk or simple meditation. If the problem isn’t that he can’t have sex because he finds you off-putting (insert w/e reason here) you might just find work-arounds that help. Also don’t be a prude on this, but try finding something erotic you both can watch. It helps the labido of both men AND women. **** isn’t only for master-bating. Sometimes it can help open up certain enjoyments you both either share, or want to try. Good luck. At least my second wife is way more understanding than my first (which literally slept her way to the bottom of the ladder at her job. No joking)
Adam “taximan” Cardy 1
Lots of guys do... for various reasons... stress, depression, tiredness, fear of lack of performance, could be any number of factors. Or he may just not want lots of sex. The myth that all guys always want sex is just that... a myth!
demix_fml 32
My partner has had a headache for 8 months .