Today, I got a red light camera ticket for $100 in the mail. After checking the date and time, I realized it was from when I was rear ended into the intersection while STOPPED at a red light. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML
Today, I went to court because I got a traffic ticket for running a red light. While I was in court, I found out it was actually for a car I had sold years ago. FML
Today, after a costly fix for my brakes that failed a while back as I was going down a hill, I found a $130 bill in the mail attached to a speed camera photo of me shitting myself. FML
Today, I was pulled over and given a ticket for a broken tail light. On the way to the mechanic. To get my tail light fixed. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
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null_fml 11
Hah, ouch. Good luck getting out of that one. If there was police involvement when you got rear-ended it shouldn't be hard.
flgirlwguitar 2
FYL. Take it to court and good luck!
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Comments (93)
RatIsKing 0
first! op that really sucks for you :(
iMiDGiT 0
@ "first" dude, lame! and sucks to be you, OP
godsrightnutsack 0
fail. that really sucks. fight it.
bugmenotmofo 34
fight the ticket
Talbright 0
Wow that sucks. Dang camera
Maxine17 8
Ooooh, technically, according to actus reas in law, you shouldn't be able to be charged with that. But that's British law, not sure about American law.
ssbu 0
Its fake, because you can't get a ticket for those in america either, they changed the law like 9 months ago.
Ohnothingreally 0
It could depend on what state you live in.
mintyowlgirl 20
Britain is awesome
thatguynamedsky 32
well idk my friend got one and he just ignored it for about a month or two and he never paid lol
null_fml 11
Hah, ouch. Good luck getting out of that one. If there was police involvement when you got rear-ended it shouldn't be hard.
Intellectualist 0
I swear, I see 'rear-ended' at least once a day now...
plexico 4
A hundred bucks for public lewdness? That's cheap! Did the guy who ****** you in the ass pay half of it? That's just common courtesy. Laura, these "rear-ended" stories make commenting as easy as shooting fish in a barrel.
redbluegreen 41
I always giggle when I see "rear-ended" though. Don't ruin my fun!
Intellectualist 0
it's true though, everday without fail, I will see rear ended, doesn't mean I don't laugh when I see it. Though when you're at work and you giggle and say 'hehe buttsex' under your breath like a child, you get some funny looks... oops.
redbluegreen 41
I always picture the Cyanide and Happiness buttsmex series. It's the best visuals I've ever had. My parents and friends have sorta gotten used to my humor though. Buttcrackers they are! There's a pub here though, called Rumpspankers. I need to go there.
Intellectualist 0
Oh, I thought you said buttscratchers, but I re read it, and now I feel very silly for shouting 'buttscratchers!' in true Peter Griffin style.
catriona_cd 0
plexico the common courtesy part is the person "rear ending" you giving you a reach around at the same time ;)
M13LO 0
well then maybe you should have been paying attention instead of having sex while driving
nightngale 0
Haha, you're funny #8! Please tell me you're lying.
Intellectualist 0
obvious troll is obvious. nom nom nom, you fed it.
Sun_Kissed18 25
haha #13 win
Maxine17 8
People like you need to go and get a life.
mageepaigeee44 15
Wut?
Wileypube 0
**** the government.
Jarl_the_Elite 27
Don't. It will have babies and we don't want more bad gov.
nofrillz 0
how could they see your license plate when it probably fell off in the accident?
davidomke 0
it could of been slow enough to push her passed the light
flgirlwguitar 2
FYL. Take it to court and good luck!