Today, we had a hike at my camp. We hiked in a line. I suddenly felt things hitting me at the back of the head. After a few minutes I finally turn around, only to discover a bunch of older guys throwing tampons at my head. They were my tampons, falling one by one out of my unzipped bag. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hosting my kid's birthday party. I had a bunch of small trinkets, so I grabbed the first container I could find to put them in. It wasn’t until I went out and someone yelled, "I’ll take a heavy flow!" that I realized it was an empty tampon box. FML
Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML
Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML
Today, I was out hiking when I needed to go pee. I thought no one was there because it isn't popular so I pulled down my pants. I heard footsteps so I pulled my pants back up and kept walking. There were people behind me, and one of them came up and said, "Hey, your undies are showing." I was wearing hot pink ones. FML
Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML
Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad, so we went to the edge of a cliff to relieve ourselves. He peed and it came and hit me in the face. He did it on purpose, so I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML
Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML
Today, after work I came home to find my sons trying to use my tampons as Nerf darts. FML
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GoodbyeToSleep 0
A step up from breadcrumbs, but apparently just as unreliable.
Imawhalerider 0
haha "douche bags"
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Comments (70)
nigga_please123 0
lmao this is epic....hahahah...is it a bird...a plane....no its a flying tampon!!!
FuzzyWalnuts 0
FYL but you're kinda stupid for not looking back the first time something hit you..
lulu125689 0
i hope u were humiliated becase maybe u should learn to zip up ur bag.MoRoN
crumblemumble 0
lulu125689 is a ******* bitch.
PimpDaddyT 0
damm how many tampons does a chick need for a hike? heavy bleeder?
nodayliketoday 0
Duh, they were hiking to a CAMP. And yeah, some girls are heavy bleeders. When I was at school I used to wear a super heavy tampon along with a pad designed for night-time use, and I had to change them both every hour or I'd leave patches of blood on the seat. Women bleed, get over it.
staceybby 0
uh, women need to change tampons like at least every 4 hours, and most women bleed for like 5 or 6 days. so yeah, she'd need to take loads with her.
pinkpigpie11 2
umm, not entirely true. you're supposed to change them at least every 8 hours, but sometimes i go 9. ;)
Maybe21 0
#73 If you use tampons during your periods, make sure you change them at least every 4 to 8 hours to help prevent a rare but potentially fatal disease called toxic shock syndrome (TSS). If you wait for 8 to 9 hours that makes bacteria build up and that's not good. In addition, you should always use the lowest absorbency tampon necessary for the amount of menstrual flow you are experiencing on each day of your period. Using super-absorbency tampons on the lightest day of your period potentially puts you at risk for TSS. Those most at risk for TSS include women under thirty, particularly teenage girls. To the FML...yeah guys are very immature most of the time, some make a big deal about the stupidest and insignificant things.
cwl727 33
No she said her camp was having a hike not that she was hiking to her camp.
BrownEyedNinja 0
I usually just say I have a "feminie issue" and the teacher just scoots me out of the class quickly
Sparkiee93 3
That's why I just put mine in a sock, that way they stay together and no one can tell what they are when they are when it falls out or when they are being nosy and rooting through my bag. My vote is that when they go to sleep sneak into their cabin and then you steal all of their socks, boxers and their left shoes, throw them into the lake, that way it's not obvious right off the bat but when they get up it's all "Dude, what the hell?" And they will be disoriented n'stuff and they will be irritated for the rest of summer camp! MU-HAHAHA
nieska18 0
um ok your probably like 13, and the "older" guys were 14. cause thats really mature flinging tampons at a girl. so old. this fml sucks.
moop256 10
wow
gracetaylor 0
try to laugh about what happened. don't worry about it to much. try to make jokes about it because this shows people that your not worried about what happened and then they will forget about it. you just have to make them feel pathetic for laughing about something so stupid and immature.
cwl727 33
How many tampons did you have with you?