Today, we had a hike at my camp. We hiked in a line. I suddenly felt things hitting me at the back of the head. After a few minutes I finally turn around, only to discover a bunch of older guys throwing tampons at my head. They were my tampons, falling one by one out of my unzipped bag. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hosting my kid's birthday party. I had a bunch of small trinkets, so I grabbed the first container I could find to put them in. It wasn’t until I went out and someone yelled, "I’ll take a heavy flow!" that I realized it was an empty tampon box. FML
Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML
Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML
Today, I was out hiking when I needed to go pee. I thought no one was there because it isn't popular so I pulled down my pants. I heard footsteps so I pulled my pants back up and kept walking. There were people behind me, and one of them came up and said, "Hey, your undies are showing." I was wearing hot pink ones. FML
Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML
Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad, so we went to the edge of a cliff to relieve ourselves. He peed and it came and hit me in the face. He did it on purpose, so I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML
Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML
Today, after work I came home to find my sons trying to use my tampons as Nerf darts. FML
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GoodbyeToSleep 0
A step up from breadcrumbs, but apparently just as unreliable.
Imawhalerider 0
haha "douche bags"
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widad_xoxo 0
wow fyl and ydi
wow_tehe 0
I do the opposite. I throw tampons at guys at amusement parks.
uj_fml 4
pretty immature of them but whatever its not like they were used tampons right?
SimpleSimon 0
Why do people get all worked up about stuff like this? Women have periods. We all know this. Why should tampons be embarrassing? If they were incontinence pads or something, THAT would be a FML. As it is, it's just a story about immature people, including the OP
uj_fml 4
i agree with you actually
Dickninja 0
I agree with you #19 Im not embarassed by my tampons, I walk through the store with them in my hand when i buy some.
fmh123 0
Theres so much WIN in this fml
Raegron 4
Why is this a FML? There's nothing wrong with tampons... :-
caancoha 0
This is embarrassing because instead of being men, some boys who should be more mature than the OP decided it would be good to make asses of themselves and throw tampons at a girl rather than helping her out. They were being rude and immature, it wasn't her fault her zipper broke. They spent so much energy repeatedly picking the tampons up and tossing them at her head. I'm sure they were laughing while they did it. They could have just as easily picked up the fallen items, jogged ahead, tapped OP on the shoulder, handed them to her, and let her know her zipper busted as was spilling her belongings on the trail. Instead, they lost their balls and threw stuff around. What toddler-esque fuckwads. FYL, OP, for being stuck in a camp with such buttplugs.
my_fml_account 2
The only logicial response is take out your own, used tampon, and throw it back at them. A round of hilarious tampon-tag ensues. Edit, kudos for replying to your FML btw.
RinaRapture 0
YES OMG YES. Tampon-tag. How hilarious is that? xD