Today, we had a hike at my camp. We hiked in a line. I suddenly felt things hitting me at the back of the head. After a few minutes I finally turn around, only to discover a bunch of older guys throwing tampons at my head. They were my tampons, falling one by one out of my unzipped bag. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hosting my kid's birthday party. I had a bunch of small trinkets, so I grabbed the first container I could find to put them in. It wasn’t until I went out and someone yelled, "I’ll take a heavy flow!" that I realized it was an empty tampon box. FML
Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML
Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML
Today, I was out hiking when I needed to go pee. I thought no one was there because it isn't popular so I pulled down my pants. I heard footsteps so I pulled my pants back up and kept walking. There were people behind me, and one of them came up and said, "Hey, your undies are showing." I was wearing hot pink ones. FML
Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML
Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad, so we went to the edge of a cliff to relieve ourselves. He peed and it came and hit me in the face. He did it on purpose, so I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML
Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML
Today, after work I came home to find my sons trying to use my tampons as Nerf darts. FML
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GoodbyeToSleep 0
A step up from breadcrumbs, but apparently just as unreliable.
Imawhalerider 0
haha "douche bags"
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CFR 0
When words fail, throwing stuff is the next best thing... those guys are dumb, FYL =(
khatuba 0
haha, hooray for throwing!
DuhthatsObvious 0
Not a YDI, that sucks, and those guys are immature.
lolbulla 0
those sons of cocksuckers
Jonkbaby 23
wtf.. don't let them get to you
electrolytes 0
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blueglue 0
lol yeah, why would you take a bagful if tampons on a hike? You'd only need one, unless it was a 12-16 hour hike...
Imawhalerider 0
haha "douche bags"
genius_man16 1
epic comment win you are my hero
wadegirl23 0
ifyl i would have have started crying
aznbillybob4sho 0
I would have started crying as well, crying of laughter! (:
chaos753159 4
klokoilp
kiddisskidd 0
same here.. that's so embarrassing .
GoodbyeToSleep 0
A step up from breadcrumbs, but apparently just as unreliable.
killerpenguin4 9
Epic win #6
DameGreyWulf 1
@6: I laughed. I say, FYL 'cause that's pretty embarassing But, also, YDI for not zipping your baaaaaag. Seriously lol FML screwed me over again and turned this reply into a comment. Oh well.
19zo19 0
hahahah oh man if i was there i would have joind in with throwing tampons at ur head this is and epic coment this one should go in the book
crazyjack 0
woah happened to me once too, only it was just one, at school, and they didn't see it was from me. but seriously i don't really think that's embarassing, just maybe when they threw them at you but tampons are not embarassing
crazyjack 0
woah happened to me once too, only it was just one, at school, and they didn't see it was from me. but seriously i don't really think that's embarassing, just maybe when they threw them at you but tampons are not embarassing
katherinebby17 28
guys could be so stupid