Today, we had a hike at my camp. We hiked in a line. I suddenly felt things hitting me at the back of the head. After a few minutes I finally turn around, only to discover a bunch of older guys throwing tampons at my head. They were my tampons, falling one by one out of my unzipped bag. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hosting my kid's birthday party. I had a bunch of small trinkets, so I grabbed the first container I could find to put them in. It wasn’t until I went out and someone yelled, "I’ll take a heavy flow!" that I realized it was an empty tampon box. FML
Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML
Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML
Today, I was out hiking when I needed to go pee. I thought no one was there because it isn't popular so I pulled down my pants. I heard footsteps so I pulled my pants back up and kept walking. There were people behind me, and one of them came up and said, "Hey, your undies are showing." I was wearing hot pink ones. FML
Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML
Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad, so we went to the edge of a cliff to relieve ourselves. He peed and it came and hit me in the face. He did it on purpose, so I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML
Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML
Today, after work I came home to find my sons trying to use my tampons as Nerf darts. FML
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Top comments
GoodbyeToSleep 0
A step up from breadcrumbs, but apparently just as unreliable.
Imawhalerider 0
haha "douche bags"
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Comments (70)
bookworm124 0
:( That sucks. Don't pay much attention to it, guys are stupid
pinkfakecheez 0
Indeed FYL. Try and get your own back by throwing something personal of theirs at them.
FreddyLunch 0
Happy Birthday on Wednesday.
f_u_u_f_f 0
Once i snuck food into an event by hiding it in the pocket of my purse where the tampons go. They searched, saw a bunch of tampons, and didn't look any further.
xxXChiiXxx 2
HAHAAH XDD
bob1124 0
YDI, kike.
Mortishia 0
Any rasist should shut the piehole up and go shoot yourself.
partialsun365 0
how do you even know shes jewish
MessyPaint 0
Back in high school, I remember this sort of thing happening sometimes, and I'd usually ignore it too. Most of the time assholes just want to get a rise out of you.
aymaureen 0
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
SimpleSimon 0
You know it only dawned on me quite recently that's why when I was in school girls were ALWAYS allowed bathroom breaks and guys weren't. lol
Lonelyinmovies 0
I would have put some water on it so when it hit her it would explode!!!
cwl727 33
That is not how tampons work. They don't explode.