Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML
Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML
Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I was at Walmart when my stomach began to hurt. I quickly waddled to the restroom in pain. As soon as I got in the stall, a huge crap exploded out of me. The child in the stall next to me started crying. When her mom asked what was wrong, she said that I'd "killed her nose." FML
Today, I was at a gas station and I went to the bathroom. Thinking some was already in the bathroom, I waited for ten minutes while people lined up behind me only to find out that it was empty. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML
Today, I was at a busy restaurant and, in a rush, walked into the men’s restroom instead of the women’s. I was so focused on my phone that I didn’t notice the stares, or the guy at the sink giving me the confused glare. When I finally looked up and saw the urinals, I practically sprinted out. FML
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Garnetshaddow 30
That really does suck. In emergencies, fuckups happen. When I was a teenager, I was in a store and needed to puke (migraine headaches.) I realized when I was done... I'd run in to the men's room. There wasn't a line... but I think it really startled some guys at the urinals when a girl came sprinting out behind them. Oops!
mariri9206 32
So they can't use the men's room instead? Certainly, they have an actual toilet and not just urinal in there. If it's a one person room, it's not a big deal. If they really had to go that bad but didn't use the men's room, they have no reason to be so angry and it's their own fault for waiting for that room to be free.
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KingKralj 31
That was a shitty situation
Technastar 25
really? the very first post? lol it seems that someone says it sooner and sooner every fml
Midnitethud 3
Who clogs a toilet with the runs? Quit lying.
xaru 21
Don't you wipe your ass?
utrax 23
Most FML's aren't real, I thought we all knew that by now.
Midnitethud 3
Blot dry. Flush often.
airdude25 18
Even though it's an honest mistake.... that's nasty.
airdude25 18
Not going into the wrong bathroom... the ******* tampon...
wanted_2_want 40
When you gota go you gota go.
sweetpotato301 7
I'm assuming it wasn't a used tampon.
Garnetshaddow 30
That really does suck. In emergencies, fuckups happen. When I was a teenager, I was in a store and needed to puke (migraine headaches.) I realized when I was done... I'd run in to the men's room. There wasn't a line... but I think it really startled some guys at the urinals when a girl came sprinting out behind them. Oops!
mariri9206 32
So they can't use the men's room instead? Certainly, they have an actual toilet and not just urinal in there. If it's a one person room, it's not a big deal. If they really had to go that bad but didn't use the men's room, they have no reason to be so angry and it's their own fault for waiting for that room to be free.
zombiekitten87 12
I've used a men's room many a time when a single person bathroom was occupied for longer than 5 minutes.
Dat_Class_Tho 26
It's also possible OP was not the only person there with an explosive gastric situation. The men's room may have also been occupied for 20+ minutes.
mcdgaf 14
I use the men's room on a regular basis simply because i don't care where I pee as long as it's in a toilet. The guys are usually weirded out when a chick walks in yelling 'cover yer dicks, I have to pee.'
Dark_Cecilia 20
Yay, I'm not the only one ^.^
Bubbilility 27
There's nowhere to put the feminine hygiene products in a male restroom (for obvious reasons). Also, I would hate to use the male's room, it's like the cleaners never bother with it. I feel sorry for dudes when I walk past and the stench just hits me.
Royally_shunned 15
I worked in restaurants and was responsible for cleaning restrooms. The womens' usually were the nastiest, believe it or not.
TacoTheDank 27
I reckon you wouldn't be able to explain to them why you were in there, it's too late anyway, oh well ¯_(ツ)_/¯, seriously though, that does suck
RichardPencil 32
Did you get any of their numbers? Some women go for the dominant type who ***** wherever he pleases.
TacoTheDank 27
I think you tried too hard on this one.
RichardPencil 32
Interesting name. However, if you were female and put on a display like that, you would certainly not be a lady!
xercister 19
It happens... When you got to go, you got to go. Those woman cannot tell you that they haven't felt that problem before...
Icyghost17 10
I'm hoping it wasn't a used tampon, lol. In all seriousness though, that's just rude. It was clearly just a mistake.