Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I was pulled over because I looked like a possible suspect for a robbery. While searching me, the police's radio went off and the person on the other line said, "Possible suspect, 5'5", thin" - the officer stopped right then and murmured, "too short and fat" and walked back to his car. FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, I was driving down a completely empty street when a cop pulled me over for no reason at all. When he approached my window, I began to get defensive until he informed me I was driving the wrong way down a one way street. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML
Today, a cop pulled me over and asked if I knew why. I panicked and blurted out, "Because I just killed someone?" He just stared at me in disbelief and said, "No, because your taillight's out. Should I be concerned?" FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Obviously you're a ninja and your camouflage works PERFECTLY. Hey, wait...where did you go?
pinkdisco 3
...hoping you didn't get a ticket...?
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pinkdisco 3
...hoping you didn't get a ticket...?
senbonzakura90 3
Hope he did
CaptainDoorknob 7
There's a possibility that OP had no headlights on, tail light etc. Not enough info is given.
KeyboardWarrior 10
It says exactly what happened, and why. What more info do you want, his sock colour?
305Miami 0
Well nice way to put it OP, I dont think you were pulled over for being a negro lol
killdozer1 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
This page isn't complete without the asshole who everybody assumes is american (like me!) U shud soo da crap outta him 4 sumtin dat wasnt illegal in a cort that dont exist 4 damages dat aint occured!
CaptainDoorknob 7
125 - ..We don't know what the ticket was for precisely. Could've been a perfectly legitimate ticket for something. Run along now and crawl back into your little cave.
CaptainDoorknob 7
Ahh shit my mistake I confused this with another FML and thought it said "was given a ticket". My bad.
BenL97 5
139, that is the worst "text lingo" I have ever seen in a comment.
cameron194 9
KeyboardWarrior, 140's name says it all lpl xD :p
stuner56 22
140, If you read the FML, no where does it state that he received a ticket. If say he got pulled over. Read the FML correctly before you make your self look like an asshole
CaptainDoorknob 7
220 - I already apologized. I said I mixed this FML up with another one I had open on safari about a ticket.
Kaoticwolf 17
he got 7 warning shots in the chest
lilicoco_fml 5
Unfortunate that this happend to you :(
Kclivi 6
There is, in fact, a button for that.
obilisk1 1
Why the hell was this downvoted to all oblivion?
WhyAmUHere 19
Because he could simply press the "your life sucks" button, rather than make a comment.
DocBastard 40
Obviously you're a ninja and your camouflage works PERFECTLY. Hey, wait...where did you go?
Tragichero92 12
The true art of ninjutsu. CaptainSaveAHoe, you need to learn from this person.
ThePsyche 9
CaptainSaveAHoe, that's the way to go! -1-800-CHOKE-DAT-HOE
1PaulyD 9
-4 LMAO obviously ORIGINAL SARCARM QUIT TRYING TO BE FUNNY
DocBastard 40
PaulyD, would you care to rephrase that in English, please? I don't speak Idiotish.
1PaulyD 9
Lmao quit trying to come at me bro, obviously speak English is another of your original comebacks?
FMLKitten 15
217- Please, delete this app now, erase the website domain from your mind, and never set foot into the FML community ever again.
confusedAsFuck 34
So the cop thought the car had no driver, for which he decided to pull the driver-less car over to .... give ..ehhhh.. the car... a ticket for... uhh.. driving itself.... *brain-*******
vietboi2991 15
That is retarded. What does he think you car is a ******* transformer
Tragichero92 12
*your*
CustardAndPie 13
#5, surely you mean an Autobot? (I would also have accepted Decepticon.)
doodlecloud 27
Pretty sure both autobots and decepticons are transformers...meaning it makes perfect sense and is correct as it is.
Meettitan 14
Transformers! Robots in.... oh... their not?.... Autobots-and-Deceptacons! Robots in disguise!
minisquid 9
What the **** is the point of trying to pull over a driverless car? Seriously.
Praisethelawd 0
That's so ******* stupid
COOL__Coal 12
You don't say. : /
william8691 10
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Time to bleach your skin like Michael Jackson... R.I.P
your_ma 27
You sir, are a dick.
WaSiSimiLang 8
... The **** did I just read?
missnezzy 10
Ouch (N) x
WiseGuy79 14
That's possibly the worst excuse I've ever heard from a cop for pulling someone over...
TheDrudgeChild 4
Sometimes people can use programs to control cars remotely, which is highly dangerous and illegal.
jem970 19
I would be pissed. And that's racial profiling! In a really stupid ****** up way... Or else the cop was just stupid. I swear, some of worse people get put into power these days... I hope you plan to do something about this OP.
DocBastard 40
No. What the officer saw was a car without a driver. Was it out of control? Being driven by a 5-year old who couldn't see over the dashboard? He was doing his JOB.
jem970 19
I'm sorry doc, but the man was just stupid. Was the car out of control? No. So obviously there we a driver. A car without one would be all over the road or not moving. The cop was stupid. Same deal with a child. He would be all over the road if he couldn't see over the dash.
Welshite 40
My grandfather forced his children to drive on the road and highway at age six. He sent them off to run his errands because he was too lazy to go himself. Children drive, some for thrill-seeking, and others because they have no choice. The police officer was just doing his job.
DocBastard 40
Jem - I've seen countless stories on the news of a small child who steals a car and manages to drive several km before stopping. If you were a police officer and saw a car with no driver, would you really just let it go?
HelloGuys 4
I doubt the cop really honest to god thought "oh, a car with no driver....driving perfectly fine.....must be some sort of problem" Stupid cop. Thats just my opinion but whatever
t_raw1234 11
That cop is a dumass.
Zomg_Okay 27
Be careful who you call "dumbass", I'd say. :P
SilverGTP99 8
Dumbass*
woainishamu 21
Oh the irony!
KiddNYC1O 22
Anonymous Dumass.