Today, the guy I have been seeing left town to visit his family for three weeks. A few hours later, he called me from the airport to say he is never coming back. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to pick up my long-distance boyfriend at the airport. It has been over six months since I last saw him and four days since I last heard from him. He never showed up. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 3 years uttered the heartbreaking words, “I met this girl here in my hometown and she’s really great and we fell in love with each other, I can’t do this anymore. We’re over.” I was planning on moving to his town after graduation this year. FML
Today, I was ditched by the guy I flew over two thousand miles to see. His excuse? "I'm just tired. I want to go home and sleep" Later, he checked in at a bar right down the street from the hotel on Facebook. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, the guy I've been dating said we couldn't see each other anymore because he needed to focus on his career. He's unemployed. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
Today, I flew 8 hours to visit my boyfriend. When I arrived at the airport, and he started taking long to show up, I checked my email to see the info. I hit the junk mail by accident and found his last 10 emails in there. He had broken up with me a week ago. FML
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Top comments
PYLrulz 17
Dodged a bullet there. Now find yourself a real man, not some dickless, gutless coward
flamegrilled123 3
If that's how he decides to leave you, he doesn't deserve to be with you
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Comments (82)
flamegrilled123 3
If that's how he decides to leave you, he doesn't deserve to be with you
Lindahhxd 7
Now you have all the time to find a better person! :)
CaptainDoorknob 7
I learned a long time ago that you should never stress over someone who ****** YOU over. Only worry or be sad if it's a mistake YOU made. If not, then just say **** him and move on.
KaeporaGaebora 4
The song "Someone Like You" comes to mind. What a way to break up. He could have at least done it in person.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
23 - what if the mistake you made WAS the bitch/bastard (in this case bitch). Rhetorical Q...
CaptainDoorknob 7
Well how would you know that until it's too late? If that's the case then every relationship FML on here should be a YDI.
jpmfml 1
I think we should have se
PYLrulz 17
Dodged a bullet there. Now find yourself a real man, not some dickless, gutless coward
nictransitglory 4
Yeah cuz that's how everyone ends a relationship by picking up and moving completely. I'm sure this guy decided to stay with his family after being there and that's that.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
People like that are spineless *******. Men and women. They deserve lifelong misery.
PYLrulz 17
30 - So it's ok to just up and call someone saying it's over, in the fashion OP's ex did it?!? Women must love you.
kimmy91 12
I find it ironic that someone with a forever alone picture had one of the first comments on this FML.
Ynasia 5
Well, if he wasn't coming back due to extenuating circumstances in the family (a death, must take care of parents, etc.), then that's reasonable...otherwise, that's a douchebag and cowardly move of him. FYL OP.
P374RD3D 9
If it was for good reason, wouldn't he give the reason?
KupkakeKitten 8
11,
unknown_user5566 27
I agree with 11. Seems OP was implying that no real reason was given for this situation, reasonable or otherwise. I would assume this guy simply didn't want to face OP in person while breaking the news that he'd be moving for good.
KupkakeKitten 8
11, Maybe he did, and OPs a bitch who just doesn't understand or just feels like getting pity. Or maybe he's an douchedick, and if that is true i feel bad for OP
davymac718 4
Who wants someone who can't deal with their problems face to face anyway. Good riddance I say!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Good riddance - yes. But it's not that easy to just carry on with life for the one at the other end who gets messed around.
walmartpaysme 15
He didn't have the balls to tell you to your face? You are better off without him, OP.
TBelle4Ever 15
As Betty White said, "Why do people say grow a pair? Balls are weak and sensitive. People need to say, grow a ******. Those things take a pounding"
RockinRoyaltyxD 13
You gotta love Betty White. :)
olpally 33
Sounds totally like Quagmire... Fyl... You obviously deserve better op.
TurquoiseJesus 15
How do you figure OP deserves better? How do you know OP is not the antichrist, and that guy was way to good for her?
olpally 33
We don't know that, and you can't just assume that op or the guy aren't good for each other... but because they were seeing each other for a while, and he just ran away like a wuss tells me she can do better than that moron... I wouldn't run away if a girl was seeing me for a while, that's ridiculous and he lied about going to see his family... What an asshat.
pokefan813 16
Houston, we have an asshole.
Lbeck 7
Good riddance!
Missusluv313 9
I'm gonna state the obvious anyway and say that I really don't think he's going to visit his family. And you really are better off without him.
Dcm210 19
are you pregnant?
PYLrulz 17
If that's the case, that puts the guy in a whole new level of scumbag
loserboii 11
Scumbag Steve strikes again!
hopsinlove17 26
10- why would it matter? The child would still be his responsibility. He needs to man up!