Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML
Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML
Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend presented me with his cock with a ribbon on it. Basically, HE wanted sex for MY birthday and had the nerve to accuse me of being ungrateful. For his birthday last month, I gave him multiple Xbox games. He couldn’t even be bothered to get me flowers. FML
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mclayton37 0
See... Your boyfriend has a problem. He likes to mix his pleasures. It just doesn't work. You have to put a stop to it, before one day he's playing video games, talking on the phone, taking a dump, and gettin a BJ from you all at the same time.. NO! It's like that episode of Seinfeld when George tries to enjoy some pastrami and watching TV while having sex.. you gotta stop it before it gets worse!
Envy_fml 0
Ouch.
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Smurfy12 0
This is why PC gamers are better people.
iTzAcrazyLifE 0
Such an effing asshole how do you know some pcers dont throw the keyboard at ppl or slam the keyboard or hit the screen? So....
Riceman80 0
Well, on the bright side, I have to give you my seal of approval as the "Best Girlfriend Ever". Videogames, and oral sex... Can't miss. On the not-so-great side.... You got owned. Straight up. I'd just like to ask one more thing: What were things like, immediately afterward? I mean...Did you keep going, or punch him in the dick? I personally wouldn't have blamed you, in his position, for choosing the latter.
firstnlast77 0
can i just say OWN3D XD hope he didn't knock you out or he would have t-bagged you while he was at it. lol people like your bf remind me of that dude who yelled SPOCK!!!
cooorah 0
Sounds like he's got you whipped. Blowing him off on his birthday. What a fantastic birthday present. Have you no dignity in yourself? Disgusting.
ConSeannery 0
shutup you prude. i hate people like you, shying away from anything sexual, it's PATHETIC, and STRANGE. Most people have real relationships where they actually enjoy pleasuring each other. Are you too ****** in the head to be comfortable enough with anyone or what? I feel sorry for your partner(s) and the terrible sex and relationships you'll have with them, grow up
EBflea 0
Hear hear.
mini_cupcake 0
seriously?? same general sensation as sex. it's just HER doing something special for HIM! get over it!!!
youarekinetic_ 0
well, in my opinion, i wouldn't be as upset about getting a controller in the head as i would knowing that my boyfriend was more into his game than the ********.... fyl.
ChaosChild 0
Personally, I think that if he wants to play a video-game while you do that; he's a loser, and to make things even worse he basically FORGOT you were there and cracked you over the head. That guy is an asshole for even asking you to do that, it's one thing to physically express love, it is another to degrade and humiliate the person you are supposed to care about. All that aside though, is your head okay? My brother has slammed controllers down hard enough to break them before. He could have seriously hurt you.
ebbasaur 0
YDI, WHY THE **** WOULD YOU GIVE HEAD WHILE HE'S PLAYING A GAME? STUPIDEST BITCH EVER...
SoccerManga 0
what a ******* loser... turn off the game and get some birthday lovin... i never understand guys that keep playing video games over geting some head or more with the gf.
frakkin 0
You should understand that guys like blow jobs, and they like video games. Both simultaneously? That's something special. It isn't degrading to be combining two awesome things that, when put together, are three times as fun.
skulls_n_hearts 0
i learned that a guy that plays video games way to often is a loser. when that guy wants a ******** while playing a video game than he is just a schmuck. not worth your time.
Kings23 0
u poor thing!