bachelor
United States
Today, was my bachelor party. The only people that showed up were my best man and my father. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
nobodylovesme
Northridge, United States
Today, it was my wedding day. Three people showed up. My mom, my dad, and the priest. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
disfunctionalfamily
United States
Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML
bbt
Today, out of the 35 people invited, only one person showed up to my bridal shower. It was my grandma. FML
jessicab72
Cuyahoga Falls, United States
The place to be
Today, I got into THE party of the year. Too bad it was the party my daughter was throwing while her father and I were out of town. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML
Anonymous
Colchester, United Kingdom
Dodgy dad
Today, nobody wanted to come to my graduation after finding out that my father was coming too. FML
Googlebug
United States
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
notmarriedyet
United States
Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Many such cases
Today, I organised a birthday party for myself. There was supposed to be about 20 people coming. Not a single person showed up. FML
Top comments
Intoxicunt 6
Sooo...invite some strippers. They're more fun than dude friends anyway.
deliapearl 0
more strippers for u
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Comments (70)
Shoemaster 0
that sucks :( 1st!
Bloodknight 22
And they probably only showed up because they felt obligated to. Wow, you must be soo lame!
Purplehazeglass 9
****
plexico 4
Same thing happened to me. . . except they were the same guy.
BadOwner 0
#15 ur married? FTL!
plexico 4
Yeah, for a long damned time. Too long.
jonnymohio 2
Who planned it. Blame them. Usually the best man is responsible for the bachelor party.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Yeah good point, maybe he forgot to ask people or gave the wrong day/time and was too embarassed to admit it
rainbowfrootloop 0
I would freak out on the people who didn't show up!! that really sucks
DieterDerBlau 0
So, the stripper had an easy night, I take it???
ErinLJ 0
You must not be a nice person
olisykes_ 0
I think you should upload a photo of yourself on failblog.
ryan__h 1
FTW
null_fml 11
There WERE strippers there, right? Hold another, replacement bachelor party - verify the strippers - and I'll come join ya.
DameGreyWulf 1
More strippers, beer, and chips for you. Not so bad. I'd probably prefer a small party where we can piss around about the same jokes we'll get... not much of a mess to clean up after, either.