bachelor
United States
Today, was my bachelor party. The only people that showed up were my best man and my father. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
nobodylovesme
Northridge, United States
Today, it was my wedding day. Three people showed up. My mom, my dad, and the priest. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
disfunctionalfamily
United States
Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML
bbt
Today, out of the 35 people invited, only one person showed up to my bridal shower. It was my grandma. FML
jessicab72
Cuyahoga Falls, United States
The place to be
Today, I got into THE party of the year. Too bad it was the party my daughter was throwing while her father and I were out of town. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML
Anonymous
Colchester, United Kingdom
Dodgy dad
Today, nobody wanted to come to my graduation after finding out that my father was coming too. FML
Googlebug
United States
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
notmarriedyet
United States
Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Many such cases
Today, I organised a birthday party for myself. There was supposed to be about 20 people coming. Not a single person showed up. FML
Top comments
Intoxicunt 6
Sooo...invite some strippers. They're more fun than dude friends anyway.
deliapearl 0
more strippers for u
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Comments (70)
wilt 0
Try making some friends.
delfinofrank 0
You don't need a stupid bachelor party. You're getting married. Start focusing about your life with your women and how many children you both can make. More children equals more American Christian soldiers to fight the Muslims.
plexico 4
You shouldn't have held your bachelor party at LaBare, you queer.
BadOwner 0
OP, youve learned something that all of us already know, MARRIAGE SUCKS!
FerrariCake 2
Did the three of you play a game of Boggle? It would probably have prepared you for the level of excitement you will experience when you're married.
shelboo_fml 0
It's sad when a bachelor party is more dull than a bachelorette's!
Bassline 0
WHAT MORE COULD YOU POSSIBLY ASK FOR AT A BACHELOR PARTY?!
Mohammeddkhan 0
Well, you obviously have no friends. So you should go out and make some. And afterwards don't talk to your old friends.
Kofu 0
I think one of the more important questions would have been: What was planned? It might have been really, really lame. Given that, the only people who would have shown would be those really devoted to you, and since it was just those two... look on the bright side, at least you can trust your father and best man.
magneticcheese 0
the first thing that came out of my mouth when i read this? "holy shit, that is SAD, dude" ROFL i'm sorry, i laughed so hard. maybe there was a miscommunication? ):