bachelor
United States
Today, was my bachelor party. The only people that showed up were my best man and my father. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
nobodylovesme
Northridge, United States
Today, it was my wedding day. Three people showed up. My mom, my dad, and the priest. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
disfunctionalfamily
United States
Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML
bbt
Today, out of the 35 people invited, only one person showed up to my bridal shower. It was my grandma. FML
jessicab72
Cuyahoga Falls, United States
The place to be
Today, I got into THE party of the year. Too bad it was the party my daughter was throwing while her father and I were out of town. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML
Anonymous
Colchester, United Kingdom
Dodgy dad
Today, nobody wanted to come to my graduation after finding out that my father was coming too. FML
Googlebug
United States
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
notmarriedyet
United States
Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Many such cases
Today, I organised a birthday party for myself. There was supposed to be about 20 people coming. Not a single person showed up. FML
Top comments
Intoxicunt 6
Sooo...invite some strippers. They're more fun than dude friends anyway.
deliapearl 0
more strippers for u
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morgan020 0
Better than leaving your soon to be brother in law in the truck all night cuz he's too young to get into the bars lol my husband got in big trouble for that one. But at least he tried to sneak beer out to him so I guess that counts lol. Or taking a brand new $40,000 truck mudding in someones front yard :) I'm just glad he made it to the wedding with all the stupid shit he did that night. OP being married is not that awful but it is pretty boring so at least your bachelor party is preparing you for what's ahead :)
latinaaagal 0
awww u could have invited me hahahaha
YourLifeIsntOver 0
Well, atleast they care.
dark_psyche 0
Well, atleast the best man shows up... =)
cmac86 24
you sound like one of my old best friends and roommates from college. he met his fiancé and alienated all of his friends. Erik,if this is you, ytdi!! if not, man, I am sorry for you. but at least you're getting married to your best friend, right? RIGHT?!
edwas 0
u have a best man for you right?it's enough. be happy please.
axlman 0
this one actually made me go "awwww" wich then made me LOL get a myspace dude!! the place for friends!! hahaha
ooshrooms 1
You should have had the party in Las Vegas. Guys who aren't even your friends will show up for a Vegas trip.
Anonchick 0
the only ppl that showed were the best man and dad=sausage fest.... that sucks that the strippers didn't even show
kukopia 0
I wouldn't count on that... even IF tomorrow is his wedding.