Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
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Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying, "Save your money". FML
Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML
Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
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ps15 0
not really a fml you have parents who would buy you a car for your birthday and i really doubt they wouldn't spend the money to fix it up for you
KyleCaster 0
What your dad probably should have done was just park it in the garage or driveway, rather than drive it into a street lamp. Now it's all banged up...
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Comments (227)
lkrofct 0
spoiled little bitch
ORbound 0
**** you spoiled ******* brat
dan81892 2
more of a FML for your dad, not you. i didn't get a car on my 16th birthday anyways... and i'd have to agree with a lot of people here, you are spoiled, most people have to save up their own money to buy their first car.
WeStayCrunk24x7 0
wow you cant even drive and your getting your own car. Thats a good example of being extremely spoiled
BeachBumm 0
Wow princess get the **** over it. Most kids don't get cars on their 16th birthday. Keep in mind that you'll probably just have to wait a couple days for it to be fixed. Big flippin deal! Can you even drive yet?
Mollipop93 0
Get over it. Sheesh. Just be thankful your parents are actually nice enough to do that for you. And theyll probably fix it too.
fmlfmlfml15 0
Oh jeez he accidentally crashed your new car that both of your parents went out of their way to buy for you on your birthday into a street lamp. I'm turning 16, and if im lucky, all im probably gonna get is a birthday card and a $25 gift card, and if i do i will appreciate it. If I were you I would run to your dad and make sure he's ok, not worry that your present is ruined. If anything he isn't going to just throw the car away or give you a wrecked car. How the hell do you think he feels since he just wrecked a brand new car? Grow up, stop being a spoiled brat, and be thankful your parent got it for you in the first place.
Blue_Coconuts 7
I didn't get a car when I turned 16.. I got one after I was 17, and I had to buy it myself, and it was a beater. I swear, spoiled kids these days...
PonTiFeX 0
You're ******* spoiled. He shouldn't have wasted his money.
ihpb09 2
wow you're ****** spoiled. STFU ABOUT UR CAR!! i wont get a car until second year uni you ungrateful asshole, and thats on my OWN money. learn to WORK FOR THINGS you douchebag. your parents deserve way better.