Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it was my 23rd birthday. I didn't make it to my party because I was rear-ended on the way there by a 16-year-old in a red mustang going 50+ mph. My birthday cake landed in my lap and I was yelled at by his mother for getting chocolate icing on their insurance card. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying, "Save your money". FML
Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML
Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
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ps15 0
not really a fml you have parents who would buy you a car for your birthday and i really doubt they wouldn't spend the money to fix it up for you
KyleCaster 0
What your dad probably should have done was just park it in the garage or driveway, rather than drive it into a street lamp. Now it's all banged up...
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Comments (227)
djwhaaat 0
Awwww how cute, your dad has down syndrome.
kissingintherain 0
you get a car for your 16th birthday? spolied! some people have to work to get their cars!
juggyjones 0
at least you're getting a car. and i really doubt your dad did it on purpose.
look_its_me 0
oh well...that sucks but at least you have parents who got you a car for your bday
wolfman1224 0
You have nothing to complain about. Whats worse, having to wait a few weeks after your birthday for your new car to be out of the shop, or not getting a car at all like most other 16 year olds...
asshole23 0
Sounds like you made up the car crash part of the story just to write something on this site. Happy birthday.
tWitt3rBuG 0
Dude you getting a car at 16 yet you complaining? What an ungrateful twit! Your parents deserve better, seriously. You got a damn car, be a sport and be appreciative! Who cares if a stupid car is hit, as long as your dad is well and fine be happy! Wtf is wrong with you? Spoilt brat
katieatorz 0
boo hoo
jagg3d3d93 0
BOO HOO IM 16 AND I GOT A ******* BRAND NEW CAR FOR MY ******* BIRTHDAY WAHHHH MY DAD DID A LITTLE DAMAGE TOO IT BOOOOOO The real world is going to tear you apart OP, people like you are ridiculous expecting everything to be pristine and thinking they deserve it, do some work and buy your own car you spoiled bitch. I hope you total the car while you and your friend are listening to the jonas brothers and complaining about how your new D&G purse doesnt match your armani outfits. Boo hoo grow the **** up.
curryndricegirll 0
it's the thought that counts...? FYL You are not spoiled