Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
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Today, it was my 23rd birthday. I didn't make it to my party because I was rear-ended on the way there by a 16-year-old in a red mustang going 50+ mph. My birthday cake landed in my lap and I was yelled at by his mother for getting chocolate icing on their insurance card. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying, "Save your money". FML
Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML
Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
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ps15 0
not really a fml you have parents who would buy you a car for your birthday and i really doubt they wouldn't spend the money to fix it up for you
KyleCaster 0
What your dad probably should have done was just park it in the garage or driveway, rather than drive it into a street lamp. Now it's all banged up...
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preppyrichgrlxox 0
omg that so sucks!!!! i'm 15 and next year when i turn 16 my parents are getting me a car :D. ik i'm not gonna be able to use it much since the connecticute law is that u have to go through like almost a year of driving school....but w/e! i can't wait!!!! (i'm getting a porsh! :DDDD) i hope my dad doesn't crash mine lol. but yea...that rly sucks. hope he pays to fix it lol
alyssamarie218 0
Wow. Spoiled much? Get over it. YDI for being such a brat. number 61, you're just as bad. Jeeze. A porsche...for your first car...from your daddy....oh dear.
log1k 3
ugh... this isn't a FML at all. You got a car, and your 16... most people wont have a car until at least 3 years down the road from then.. Be happy you got a f'ken car.
your_lives_suck 0
shut the **** up, not everybody gets a car on their 16th birthday you ungrateful little ****... your life doesn't suck, stupid ****
ohhhhshizzz 0
Okay you guys are really stupid, just because the Op said NEW car doesn't mean it's new just that it's new to her. And so the **** what if her 'rents have the money to buy her a car, if someone bought y'all a gift and then broke it y'all would still be pissed so, stfu. And how is she a bitch? So what it's her birthday. And her dad probably wasn't even hurt, because I don't think someone would be so callous as to post this FML with their father in the hospital. Happy LATE birthday:)
MuayThaiLuke 0
#8...Yeah his/her insurance rates are going to skyrocket..everyone knows that when you hit something and nobody else is around to see it you HAVE to report it to the insurance company. FAIL for you sir FAIL.
Atropos_fml 0
Buy your own damn car, like most people do. Not everyone has parents that will actually buy us a car for our sixteenth birthday. And like #55 said, you should NOT expect something like a car for anything. Be glad your parents actually got you one; you can still drive it, even if it's not perfectly shiny and new.
i_like_chicks 0
what the **** is your problem?! this is not an FML?! i bought my own car and i'm fucken proud of it. dont take everything for granted you pussy
R34GTRSKYLINE 0
dude that sucks. What car was it by the way?
anonymouse9 0
**** you, you got a ******* car. who gives a shit if you have a car with a dent, or wait for it to be fixed, maybe you should be less of a bitch.