Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it was my 23rd birthday. I didn't make it to my party because I was rear-ended on the way there by a 16-year-old in a red mustang going 50+ mph. My birthday cake landed in my lap and I was yelled at by his mother for getting chocolate icing on their insurance card. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying, "Save your money". FML
Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML
Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
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ps15 0
not really a fml you have parents who would buy you a car for your birthday and i really doubt they wouldn't spend the money to fix it up for you
KyleCaster 0
What your dad probably should have done was just park it in the garage or driveway, rather than drive it into a street lamp. Now it's all banged up...
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Comments (227)
poison29 0
#131 - so go get one. your parents bought you a new car for your 16th birthday...? i like #89.
mattmag 0
He was just breaking it in for you. Anyway, you're damn lucky to get a car for you 16th birthday. I can't even afford insurance, let alone the car itself, and I'm 19. It sucks to be reliant on your roommate and hobo-infested buses for transportation.
e_wizzle19 0
this is not an FML at all. you just sound like a spoiled little brat. they bought you a car and your not even happy jsut because they accidently crashed it?! they are gonna fix it, i am sure you can wait a couple days to get it. i have to buy my own car. you are a stuck up snobby little kid.
dancercuity922 0
at least your parents would buy you a car for your 16th. count your blessings.
preppyrichgrlxox 0
of course i don't write like that is school ahahah. it's called fast typing, not careing to fix it, and slang version of stuff so u don't have to write so much. and i'm actually rlyrlyrly good @ school. i have straight A's :) i may be rich but i actually am pretty nice, pretty, smart, have great paerents, and may be spoiled...but i rly am a great person and do deserv the porsche. besides, a porsche is more lowclass in my town anyway lol. i was gonna get a range rover but it's too big. i'm getting one of those for my 18th b-day b4 i go away to colledge :) lol (not to rub it in or anything)
joojoo_fml 0
you are spoiled ******* brat.
0 3
FML for your dad. #136 is a troll.
eveofrevolution1 0
Dude, stop bitching. I didn't get my license until I was 18 and am still too poor to afford a car. You rich little snots are so selfish and conceited, you are so oblivious to the economic state of the rest of the 95% of the world, most of whom are so poor they eat one meal in a week... maybe. God... grow up and open your eyes you whiny little prick.
alawoo 0
Wth? So what happens? Your dad fixes your car.. and then you still get a car!! What is the problem? You're obviously very unappreciative and ungrateful. You're lucky your dad got you anything at all. That's more than what a lot of kids get. stupidbitttch.
CaptainJellyBean 0
Don't be afraid for HIS safety at all. It's your precious car at risk. Because, you know, father's are so replaceable.