Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it was my 23rd birthday. I didn't make it to my party because I was rear-ended on the way there by a 16-year-old in a red mustang going 50+ mph. My birthday cake landed in my lap and I was yelled at by his mother for getting chocolate icing on their insurance card. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying, "Save your money". FML
Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML
Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
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Top comments
ps15 0
not really a fml you have parents who would buy you a car for your birthday and i really doubt they wouldn't spend the money to fix it up for you
KyleCaster 0
What your dad probably should have done was just park it in the garage or driveway, rather than drive it into a street lamp. Now it's all banged up...
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Comments (227)
HiJynX23 3
I don't get how people can say YDI for things like this. This person had NO control over this situation, AT ALL!
SanDiegoGirl111 3
OP deserves it for being a little brat, that's why.
a_boat 0
Can you get any more spoiled? Christ.
Nesnomis 0
"Today I got a free car. FML"
jennaboo 0
i would of been happy just to get a car, crashed or not. they can be fixed
aureate 0
I think they're more annoyed about the fact that she got excited about getting a car, only to see her dad crash it. If she first heard about the car when it was crashed, I don't think they would have minded as much.
bad_JUJU 0
did u care about the car more then the fact your dad just got in an accident? if so YFDI spoiled brat
fash 0
Ungrateful child. All you can do is go on FML and talk about how your life is so ruined because Mommy and Daddy bought you a car. Jesus.
neurorot 0
Agreed with #36. You give a shit more about your new car getting crashed than your dad's health? Screw off for being ungrateful. Yeah, your dad may have crashed it, but his welfare > new car. Besides, you can ride the bus another two years or live with a slightly banged up car like other folk. :|
babydoll86_fml 0
Eh, I'm sure they'll repair it for you. Also, your dad is a moron.
AntiChrist7 0
you need a car to drive your homework home? spoilt brat you're already wasted. YDI