Anonymous
United States
Today, wanting to do something nice for my dad, I mowed the lawn. He grounded me for "emasculating" him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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overthehorizon
United States
Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire two acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML
Anonymous
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I tried fixing my dad's lawnmower after he said, "Girls can't change a lightbulb right, let alone fix a machine." An hour later, when I had the lawnmower running again, he bitched me out for trying to make him "look stupid." He's been sulking and acting pissy ever since. FML
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Moreno Valley, United States
Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML
What.
Pawtucket, United States
Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML
dadyoureacunt
Melbourne, Australia
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Ethan Pullenayegem
Canada
Sounds fair enough
Today, my dad came up into my room and told me that as a consequence of breaking my MacBook in anger, he’s punishing me by helping him with yardwork every single hour of the day. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML
hannahg
Romulus, United States
Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML
blue15564
Davenport, United States
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Anonymous
United States
Try to do a nice thing…
Today, I mowed our lawn without being asked. My sister wouldn't stop yelling at me for not checking with her, because she wanted the grass to get long enough to "play jungle" in. My mom sided with her. FML
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Thundering_Jibbs 13
How does that emasculate him? What a little bitch
Rocketgirl89 17
Parents are weird. They complain when you don't do any work around the house. Then they complain when you do.
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Old_Iron_Sides 6
Maybe next time you should ask him, that way he can move his testicles from the lawn to a safe place before you mow. Also, you should mow with the blade in thw highest setting, that way you are less likely to destroy his manhood by accident.
Knightwriter 3
Yeah 'cause... when you're so insecure you'll ground your daughter for doing chores, that'll make you seem more mature.
ObsidianMustang 2
Butters??
kikimonole 13
I know plenty of girls that mow lawns. Heck, I did it for my mom sometimes! It was a chore for my friend, and they had to use a push mower on a whole acre of land. So, if there's anything emasculating him, it would be him complaining about you mowing the lawn.
pattayarick 8
Sounds like it's not to hard to do.
LeapingTurtles 4
looks like no more chores for you buddy !
jgatsby 6
You should gone by him and then faked a fall and bee like"owww daddy!! Get me a bandied and Make sure it's the Dora the explorer one"
Jharrist89 12
He's a douche..
yourface107 3
I HATE gender roles!! Your dad need to grow up!!!!
plantedrabbit3 16
This sounds exactly like something my dad would do