fuckit
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I bought 30 condoms last year. I now have 29. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Gurior
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to throw away twenty condoms that were all expired, because that's how active my sex life is. FML
fmeplease
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Time to pretend
Today, I was cleaning out my bedside table when I came across some condoms I bought on my 18th birthday, to use the first time I had sex. They expired five years ago. I'm still waiting for my first time. FML
clash
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML
zingle af
🌶️ Spicy
Erection for Protection
Today, I realized how sex-deprived I am when the thought of owning condoms gave me a rock-solid erection. FML
badplacerightnow
Frisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Celebrate good times come on!
Today, it's the first birthday of the condom in my pocket. FML
DosSantos
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I returned from a trip to Budapest with more condoms than I had brought with me. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
SN MetalMilitia
🌶️ Spicy
Make believe
Today, I once again bought condoms at the gas station to make the people who work there think that I have a sex life. FML
vcarder
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
I remember…
Today, my friends were all talking about the first time they bought condoms. I can still remember the first time I bought them; in fact they are unopened and expired in my bedside table. FML
Top comments
alwaysalady 0
When I got married, my husband's best friend gave him a package of condoms at his bachelor party. little did we know he had carefully opened the box and stuck a tiny needle though all of them and then glued the box shut again. Nine months later....
ipod_fml 0
you should post this as FML...
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Comments (50)
alwaysalady 0
When I got married, my husband's best friend gave him a package of condoms at his bachelor party. little did we know he had carefully opened the box and stuck a tiny needle though all of them and then glued the box shut again. Nine months later....
ipod_fml 0
you should post this as FML...
mikepzz 27
Wouldn't the condom rip?
LyLa_fml 0
Hey at least you got action...even if it was only once. Pat yourself on the back.
crudeandrudeguy 29
Don't feel too bad. I'm married too
yuyo_fml 0
hey i dont get why you people by condoms if their not gonna be used....
richarosky 0
cool photo
Marifer98 7
It's better to be safe than sorry.
potatomus62 19
Did you mean buy????
girlnextdoor_678 0
OH! hahaa, i was like why are people saying at least you got laid and stuff. i took your post as "i bought 30 and now im down one, where did that one go?!"
BillFantastik 0
you should've gotten them for free at a college student center or in the hospital
KristelDreams 0
LOL @ #3
lilcuti3pi389 0
lmao
ninjatothemax 0
Get more pussy bro
emtalex 0
Stop having unprotected sex then.
albinorhino 0
Wow u need to get out more