Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I left a coffee shop abruptly to go to my car to let out some really bad and loud gas. My window was partly open because it's broken. A stranger was walking on the sidewalk in front of me. He looked terrified. FML
Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML
Today, my neighbor yelled at me because, according to him, the sound of me scraping the ice off my windshield wakes him up every morning. This is the same neighbor who ran over my mailbox last week because there was too much snow on his windows to see properly. FML
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Top comments
Brozain 0
Pssh, what an ass.
favabean05 0
I'd have thrown a snowball at him. What an asshole.
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Comments (43)
fogrunner 13
******* car-nazi. :C FYL
jverdouw 0
yeah whilst drivingggg.
rawrkittehpwnage 0
23 picture win
182crazyking 9
Ah, a nice mental picture... :) Personally I walk to (school in my case) always if it rains... so congrats!
lalagirl912 0
should have to alot of snow dumped it on him, or in his car! it would melt and ruin his car a bit, or it would be really cold on him :)
immaacdcfan 0
both fyl and ydi. its a ydi bcuz u waited for a green lite to cross. fyl since he yelled and snowing
iBiteRoses 22
36, you're an imbecile... How is it a "YDI because OP decides to be safe and wait for a green light"?
Crazyjoe33 6
haha that would be nice... one down. a lot more to go.
ecascio2010 9
what an asshole. that's what people do, they walk. you should have thrown a snowball at him
MeowMix92 5
He's a stupid b***** for driving in a snowstorm
justforsmiles 3
How is this an FML? Oh wait. It's not.