Today, two really hot guys pulled up in a car next to mine. They were waving at me and pointing down, and I figured they were being pigs so I flipped them off. Turns out they were trying to warn me about the flat tire I had. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML
Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML
Today, my tire blew while I was on the freeway. I had to change the tire in pouring rain while wearing short shorts and flip-flops. No one stopped to help, but several people politely honked as if to remind me of my misfortune. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, I saw a car on the side on the highway with a popped tire. The driver didn't have a spare, so I nicely gave them mine. One hour later my tire popped. FML
Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML
Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
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Templemind47 0
Not everyone are pigs. Lesson learned.
McLaughlane 0
Uh...yeah, YDI. :/ Don't always assume the worst, the cliche "makes an ass of u and me" exists for a reason.
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Comments (115)
UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
YDI for not being able to notice when you have a flat. How oblivious are you?
Jimboom 12
Ha ha! Well, that's what happens when you think everyone out there is trying to get into your pants or make a sexual advance at you. Grow up and stop being such a selfish little bitch. You really didn't even deserve them telling you your tire was flat.
UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
Just think...if you weren't a bitch, you could have had those two hot guys help you change your flat.
Nate_87 0
UrLife, hello?! Woman driver!! lol, jk. But seriously, OP, YDI for being conceited.
KPACOTKA 0
#7 - calm down, will ya? #8 - no, you're not just a freak of nature, you're also a genius man
Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
I smell a narcissist.
UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
@16 Exactly. Every person who posts these types of stories are self-centered fuckwits who think that they are the hottest piece of ass ever and believe that every guy who looks at them wants nothing more than to screw. If I had to guess, you are only moderately attractive and have problems finding/keeping a boyfriend. I'd be willing to bet it's your personality (or lack thereof) - stop being a bitch and guys will like you.
Lotus_Eater 0
That's what you get for being egocentric.
slipkid 0
your fault!
Graham1 0
You need KPro!