Today, two really hot guys pulled up in a car next to mine. They were waving at me and pointing down, and I figured they were being pigs so I flipped them off. Turns out they were trying to warn me about the flat tire I had. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML
Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML
Today, my tire blew while I was on the freeway. I had to change the tire in pouring rain while wearing short shorts and flip-flops. No one stopped to help, but several people politely honked as if to remind me of my misfortune. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, I saw a car on the side on the highway with a popped tire. The driver didn't have a spare, so I nicely gave them mine. One hour later my tire popped. FML
Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML
Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
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Top comments
Templemind47 0
Not everyone are pigs. Lesson learned.
McLaughlane 0
Uh...yeah, YDI. :/ Don't always assume the worst, the cliche "makes an ass of u and me" exists for a reason.
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Comments (115)
Monty_Python 0
HAHAHA! YDI for being a cocky bitch.
BloodWolf_fml 0
Even the ones who aren't hot I just nod at. Stop flipping people off.
bbananass 0
god your concieted.
mzmaverickd 7
If they were hot wtf do u care? dumb ppl these days... ydi
amykillswitch 0
YDI. why can't you take a compliment? i would love to have hot guys whistle at me. damn.
well_this_sucks 0
YDI... dont assume
Finnboghi 0
Women always seem to think that if a guy is trying to get their attention that they're pigs. Don't flatter yourself. I hope your tire is damaged beyond repair. Also, #43, you are completely right.
dkcc1988 0
This is why women do not belong behind the wheel of a car.
starshine3987 0
HAHAHA #63 **** off. When is the last time you got laid anyway?
melange_fml 0
Well, that's what you get for being a sexist, misandrist, feminazi!
Tomgirl1219 8
What? How the hell is she a sexist, misandrist, feminazi? She only reacted this way because enough guys have made it so a women's automatic response to men approaching them is defensiveness. It is completely understandable for her to not appreciate being catcalled. It's degrading and disrespectful. Of course, I'll admit that she should have heard them out, in which case she would know they meant no harm, but it was a simple miscommunication that does not deserve such hate. She isn't to blame for reacting this way, the men who have caused women to fear the entire gender are. Also, feminist isn't an insult.