Today, two really hot guys pulled up in a car next to mine. They were waving at me and pointing down, and I figured they were being pigs so I flipped them off. Turns out they were trying to warn me about the flat tire I had. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML
Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML
Today, my tire blew while I was on the freeway. I had to change the tire in pouring rain while wearing short shorts and flip-flops. No one stopped to help, but several people politely honked as if to remind me of my misfortune. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, I saw a car on the side on the highway with a popped tire. The driver didn't have a spare, so I nicely gave them mine. One hour later my tire popped. FML
Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML
Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
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Templemind47 0
Not everyone are pigs. Lesson learned.
McLaughlane 0
Uh...yeah, YDI. :/ Don't always assume the worst, the cliche "makes an ass of u and me" exists for a reason.
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mrcarmine 0
it would be a really awesome FML if you got into a minor accident because of it, or a cop later pulled you over. as is, you were just being a biatch to a couple of nice guys... not much of a FML. it's more of an FML from their perspective, actually. aaaand wtf, you say they were hot anyway hahaha lol #33, seriously, you really do HEAR and FEEL when you have a flat. another reason women shouldn't be allowed to drive. haha
Scarshadow101 6
How can you say OP is a bitch for jumping to stereotypes and then jump to one yourself? Learn some respect. As much as people think all women can't drive, wake up. We can. Just because one stuck-up person went and bitched out two guys, doesn't mean the entire population of women are self-centered bitches. Maybe you should stop being a hypocrite and check yourself before checking others.
jaxx11 0
try not to be so cocky... you're probably not that hot.
Brelya 0
Arrogance gets you nowhere. Lesson learned.
Nadreth 0
Did you not hear nor feel your flat to begin with? I guess all that being self-centered/cocky and in denial made you stupid. Hope you learned a lesson. YDI.
ShatteredEmpathy 0
******* tires
Tehalon 0
You're female so i guess it could be legit that you didnt notice you had a flat tire, we all know how women are with technology.. YDI tho.
fcuk_fml 0
that's why you're an idiot. not all guys are just pigs looking for some ass. and i don't know how hot they were, but you're probably not as hot as them, no offense. i guess next time, don't be such an arrogant ass.
no_damn_luck 0
OP- YDI you narcissistic witch. #9 - I agree, but let me tell you, that's not what most women want today. They want some jerkoff that they can try to change.
el211 1
What you guys don't realize is that (1) when you constantly get hit on (as most women do, regardless of looks), it becomes a safe assumption that strange men who gesture at you from their cars are hitting on you, (2) it's not safe to talk to these men, and (3) men don't only jeer at women because the women are hot; they may do it because they want to impress their friends or they want to intimidate you or they think it's funny. My mother is 58 years old and weird-looking from chemo and she still gets the "Hey beautiful, come here and suck it," all the time. I don't really think it's this woman's fault that she thought it would be unsafe to engage leering men in conversation. You can't judge her if you've never been in her shoes. I still don't think this qualifies as an FML, though.
Origami86 6
Today, I got hit on by a guy, as I did yesterday, as I did the day before. I get constantly hit on. FML You must have it soooooo hard just sitting there and getting hit on. Ever thought of how hard it is sometimes for the guy to find the courage and come talk to you ? But noooooooooo it's all about you. I suggest you go become friends with the OP who is mindblowingly stupid.
silverling 0
#42 is one of those "almost" hot girls that guys find it easier to approach than truelly hot girls. This causes her to get used as a one night stand quite frequently and has developed this "better than all" attitude. #23 is an idiot. She didn't say it was on rim. Flat can mean any varying degree of less than desirable tire pressure. She could have been in a large SUV and a noticable flat wouldn't have caused much of a difference in ride comfort, esspecially on a public road at low speeds. As for the OP, what a bitch. Seriouslly, you sicken me.