Today, two really hot guys pulled up in a car next to mine. They were waving at me and pointing down, and I figured they were being pigs so I flipped them off. Turns out they were trying to warn me about the flat tire I had. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML
Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML
Today, my tire blew while I was on the freeway. I had to change the tire in pouring rain while wearing short shorts and flip-flops. No one stopped to help, but several people politely honked as if to remind me of my misfortune. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, I saw a car on the side on the highway with a popped tire. The driver didn't have a spare, so I nicely gave them mine. One hour later my tire popped. FML
Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML
Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
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Templemind47 0
Not everyone are pigs. Lesson learned.
McLaughlane 0
Uh...yeah, YDI. :/ Don't always assume the worst, the cliche "makes an ass of u and me" exists for a reason.
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Four 0
This seems fake.. How do you not know when you're basically riding on a rim? Not to mention the odd sound it'd make as you drove >.>
Bauer_fml 0
Wait, since when have we've been calling "You Deserved That One", YDI? I remember, back in my day, we just spelled it out. It's not even the right thing! It's "You Deserved It"!!
Person_Man 0
I hope that brought you down a peg you dumb bitch :)
danhxcore 0
Wait if they were really hot guys, i don't get what was the problem... if really hot girls did that to me I would say hi or something... stupidddddd
SlimKlim 0
Duh, I've stopped trying to help people with a broken bulb or tire going flat.
aego56 0
How in the hell do you not notice a flat tire?
sirfuzzitoes 0
GET OVER YOURSELF and maybe some nice guy will change your tire for you. Funny part is you mentioned that they were hot and YOU acted like your shit doesn't stink.
thinkpink 0
#17: Good argument. I agree with pretty much everything you wrote. Well, everything you wrote. BUT, one thing that I want to get your insight on: I am in a lot of situations where a narcisstic bitch would believe a perverted guy is trying to hit on them, but I don't EVER think they are, and some of that is a partial fear of making myself look like an ass (like this person). The problem is since I consider myself pretty open and nice is that when guys do talk to me or I'm in situations like this and end up being normal and nice and talking and whatever, they seem to think I DO like them more than what the situation at hand is presenting. And I don't. I always end up awkwardly having to blow them off when they ask me on a date or for my number. Weird. Should I just tell them I have a boyfriend?? (I do have one, but I feel like that is a low blow. Like, I don't want them to think I'm blowing them off because I have a boyfriend, I'm blowing them off because they usually end up creeping.) Advice?
lifesabit 0
Lol YDI.
Hadley_fml 0
If you not only didn't immediately notice your tire was flat, and then were being this rude to someone trying to help you out, either this is fake or you're a complete idiot.